by kivfuc546u5e7iy;uojolknjbvgcdr October 21, 2019
The worst thing ever. We spend 7 or more hours every weekday for at least 9 months out of the year at school (See School) It's like these assrammers we have for teachers can't accept torturing us for 7 hours every day. They have to send shit home with us. Homework is easy to procrastinate, when we do that homework we get stressed out. Then we don't get it done or do it 5 minutes before it's due in and fuck it up. And if we stay up until 4 a.m. working on it, it'll be one of the few days our cunt ass teachers give us an extension or doesn't check it. But if we half ass that shit, don't have time, wrote it down wrong, lost it, or just don't fucking give half a shit those assrammers will check fucking check that shit. Don't get me fucking started on what happens when we don't do our meaningless homework. We get humiliated & a bad grade. Homework prevents us from having a life and enjoying ourselves after school. It's used to try to force us to conform to the government's mold of an average citizen working a bullshit 9-5 cubicle job and contributing to the economy. Homework takes free time we have away. Some teachers give us assloads of this anal discharge called homework & some teachers give almost none. Typically we will have lots of homework which increases every year. All in all homework and school suck dick and they're used to condition us into the cookie cutter idea of a person the government has in mind and to force us from becoming individual and thinking for ourselves.
Friend: Hey can you come over and hangout today?
Me: No, these cumsluts gave me a huge steaming load of homework today.
Parents: Can you go see your dying grandparents in the hospital?
Me: No I have too much fucking jizz tryna be shoved down my throat by these fucktard assrammers employed by the government to socially condition me fall into line with the government's idea of a life for me.
Me: No, these cumsluts gave me a huge steaming load of homework today.
Parents: Can you go see your dying grandparents in the hospital?
Me: No I have too much fucking jizz tryna be shoved down my throat by these fucktard assrammers employed by the government to socially condition me fall into line with the government's idea of a life for me.
by chelseasmile September 03, 2014
by the person who exists February 28, 2022
The ultimate torchure tool that these hooligans called teachers use to punish you for working on the same exact crap for 7 hours, and ask you to turn it in the next day just to give you some of the save freaking material.
by 1337 5H4D0W September 08, 2015
Invented by a Hitler looking fuck to punish students until now it's the scum of earth and why that is because first of all. You already spend 7 hours learning shit that you couldn't care less about. Now I'm not saying school is pointless. School is almost entirely a good thing. The only problem about homework is that has no benefits for anyone once so ever it's just a complete waste of time to fuck up your grade. And also the teachers don't have a good point of explaining it, some can't explain it at all. and one more thing I don't know why homework hasn't been banned yet.
by Fuckhomework January 12, 2020
A mental torture device used to penetrate unnamed poor defenseless children. You go to school for 6 freaking hours then you come home and guess what? You need to do more work!
Half
Of
My
Energy
Wasted
On
Random
Knowledge
(I stole that joke haha)
Half
Of
My
Energy
Wasted
On
Random
Knowledge
(I stole that joke haha)
Mom, I have to go home and because of Ms. Fatperson, I'm getting a homework assignment where I study the solar system and why Uranus is on its side. His T.A., Mr. Sartorius gave us some answer we wrote down on the sheet and we need to read the book they gave to us for 20 minutes and solve the answers to the ones we know. So I'll read none and get an F for FANTASTIC!!! and it'll be a great day for me.
by Homework (it sucks) January 26, 2018
Homework is a form of bullshit that dick-head teachers unload on you after spending 7 fucking hours wasting your valuable time on stupid fucking shit we'll never need to know. Do you seriously need to know the food chain to get a fucking job at Wendy's? No we don't, so these teachers can go fuck themselves because I'm just gonna wipe my ass after taking a shit with my fucking math paper assigned by old slut Parkinson.
by MystikFlame March 07, 2017