Hipster Runoff

Probably one of the best blogs on the internet, because it's a bunch of hipster hating hipsters, and they're cool because they can take a little joke about themselves,

Made by Carles, but no one really knows who Carles is, a girl or a guy, old or young, etc. We don't know.

Hey did you hear about how Best Coast insulted Hipster Runoff ?

by RolphSemensDickOvensUWIDI July 27, 2010

hipstermobile

A single-speed, fixed-gear bicycle (typically with track handlebars). The hipstermobile is used only in an urban environment, usually to get back and forth between one's loft apartment and the coffee shop.

Check out the dude on the hipstermobile -- he can ride that thing in traffic while sipping on his latte!

by DrMoop January 4, 2008

hipsterexic

adj. someone who cultivates his hipster persona in part by maintaining a low body weight, usually achieved with an extremely low proportion of muscle to bone and accompanied by pallor and the appearance of malnourishment and sickliness. rarely used to describe women.

Nick has gone completely hipsterexic!

If it weren't for that huge bowling bag, he'd be invisible when viewed from the side!

by indalomena August 4, 2006

hipster

describing someone who is as self-important as the emo, but with self-declared superior taste in fashion, music, and art. Where the emo's primary identifying feature was self-deprecation, emotional instability and general public hatred, the Hipster identifies with being so far head the rest of general society in terms of "indie-ness" and aesthetic that they take being misunderstood and overlooked as a compliment - because the masses of pop-culture whores don't get it anyway.

Hipster: "I'm so indie, I listen to bands that don't exist yet."

by exalen October 14, 2009

Tumblr Hipster

One who reblogs photos of beautiful girls in skimpy clothes doing dumb things

Tumblr Person #1: What type of blog do you have?
Tumblr Person #2: Hipster you!
Tumblr Person #1: Oh... You`re a tumblr hipster... Bye

by kendallandkyliejenner January 8, 2012

Hipstercritical

The act of one hipster judging another hipster for being hipster.

Stop being so Hipstercritical man.

by Fabricofthought April 10, 2011

Hipster

Snobby group of gross men and women who think its cool to read and wear old shit. Often listen no indie music so they can seem less mainstream and therefore more hipster to other hipsters. Mainstream ideas and products are shunned by hipsters, iphones being an exception. They show great disdain for anyone who is "mainstream" which really means anyone who doesnt like their crappy music or their shabby looking clothes and bad hair. Any person with half a brain will realize that the only thing seperating a hipster from hobo is an iPhone and taste for bad music.

Normal guy: dude, why do they let that smelly hobo in the coffee shop?
Normal guy 2: idk... Wait! Check the iPhone! Totally a hipster! .. Gross
Normal guy: Even worse! Why would they let a hipster in here! At least hobos realize it's not cool to look the way they do!

by Hipsterhater April 1, 2012