Whoring herself

A girl giving her body instead of her affection trying to keep a relationship.

My girlfriend kissed me just before we broke up. She was whoring herself trying to keep me.

by Radge con angvr November 18, 2011

Hershlag

Natalie Portman's real surname.

No wonder Natalie changed her surname to Portman. Hershlag is such a fail...

by Mongoose_Dog April 17, 2011

hershey vortex

when the mouth of one person is placed around the butthole region of another and the poop is forcefully sucked out. once the poop is thoroughly in place in the mouth the feces is then swooshed around till it is liquidy and then swallowed in a vortex fashion.

person1: boy I gotta poop but don't feel like pushing.
person2: don't sweat it bro I'll give Hershey vortex!
person1: golly am I lucky to have a pal like you! (while pulling down pants and under pants)
person2: mutual feelings buddy. (while placing mouth around pooper and sucking out feces and then swooshing it inbetween the teeth in order to get the poop as refined as possible and then swallowing in a vortex fashion)

by momma crazy August 29, 2009

Hershey Bomb

When Lechuga gets hit with a tidal wave of diarrhea and puke on a Greyhound bus. This Tsunami-like rush is usually caused by a sorority dweller's laxative intensive diet coupled with copious amounts of bad vodka. Once the laxatives meet the viscious intoxication, the sorority dweller will shit and puke all over the bus and, possibly, a Choog. To escape, a Choog will offer the bus driver $60 bucks, which the bus driver accepts. While the Choog thinks this gets him out of the situation, the bus driver hands him a mop. Choog mops, then blacks out in disgust.

Yes, for the thousandth time, bro, she shit on the bus, I paid the bus driver, I cleaned it, I blacked out. God damn Hershey Bomb.

by Choogus Maximus July 10, 2009

Hershey's Cookies 'n' Creme

Chocola-ified unicorns and rainbows and butterflies :)

Girl 1: What is that?
Girl 2:*eating hershey's cookies 'n' creme* It's Hershey's cookies 'n'creme of course!
Girl 1: What does it taste like?
Girl 2: Chocola-ified unicorns and rainbows and butterflies
Girl 1: I want some!
Girl 2: No, get your own!

by Hersheylover247 October 25, 2011

hershey's hickey

the act of intensely sucking and smooching one's neck up to the point that the skin mark looks like a chocolate stain.

His horny ex-girlfriend gave me a hershey's hickey for Valentine's Day.

by WillyTheKong June 26, 2012

Hershey Gusher

When you're eating ass and get a dingleberry with a hard candy shell and a liquid center.

"Dude, did you hear that Curt got a Hershey Gusher from Toby?!!?"

by Tll1984 November 2, 2018