semen harvester

A terrible demon who harvest's semen from living and unliving things.

Priest: We have gathered here today for the funeral of..Oh my god! It is the.. S-se-semen harvester!
Semen Harvester: I shall harvest the semen!

by Mr. Wiggles the IV March 18, 2014

to harvest

(verb):

a) (antiquated term): to pick fruits and vegetables once they are ripe
b) (my modern, new-and-improved, definition): to invest the time, money, energy and hard work in order to achieve a noteworthy goal

high school is not a free matchmaking service, but rather an institution to harvest educated citizens ready to productively contribute to society

by Sexydimma February 10, 2015

harvester millard

a ugly guy that has semi rizz some might call him george rizzington

Harvester millard is so hot for he rizzed me up yesterday in the lockeroom

by jonathan the 5th January 4, 2023

Combine Harvester

What you call your friend from Somerset

You will always be my Combine Harvester

by Jezmerrelda April 30, 2025

Harvest Season

A disturbing phenomenon where a mass amount of young people go missing at once in multiple states, with the idea they've been kidnapped for their organs to be sold on the black market.

"Did you see all those missing posters around town? Ten teenagers went missing all last week!"
"It's harvest season. Kids have been going missing all over the state. May God help their souls."

by Amateur-txt December 8, 2022

Tax-Loss Harvesting

Tax-loss harvesting is a technique used to lower your taxes while maintaining the expected risk and return profile of your portfolio. It harvests previously unrecognized investment losses to offset taxes due on your other gains and income.

Tax-Loss Harvesting can significantly increase your portfolio's after tax returns.

by Finance guy October 9, 2012

Harvest

A great reward for hard work.

“I’ve been working my ass off this week, but I’ll get a good check next week.”
“Bro’s gonna have a harvest!”
“Get that harvest, girl!”

by scarecrowes January 6, 2025