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Face-guilt

When someone you hardly know/don't particularly like sends you a friend request on Facebook/My Space. Even though you don't really want to be friends, you feel obligated to accept the request.
Jen: Hey, I see on your Facebook page that you're friends with Bob now. When did this happen?

Sam: Face-guilt, man! I felt too bad rejecting the request.
by JenniferLO October 11, 2008
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guilt eyes

When a dog shows you the white of its eyes and you know it's done something wrong
Person1: Goldie has peed in the house

Person2: how do you know ?
Person1: she's giving me proper guilt eyes....
by Tree trunks June 24, 2014
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Sharpie guilt

That guilty feeling you get when you see that you've left the cap off on your highlighter overnight
by Ae5Ea8 October 27, 2016
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pub guilt

The feeling when you've doggedly pursued a healthy lifestyle (for 1 day-forever) and then your work pals invite you for an afterwork drink... and you realise one pint will ruin everything.
Internal monologue: I really want to go out and have fun but I'm already feeling pub guilt - an internal dreading of huge amounts of calories and naughty additives that will ruin my attempts at being healthy.

I'll just go home - can't face the pub guilt.

I can't come out - I'm going to the gym. Best to avoid the pub guilt.
by @loraleopard May 30, 2016
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Swing Guilt

a term used by former swing dancers to describe the lame guilt trip recieved from current swing dancers.
"awwww you should really come back dancing, its really gotten good!" which is a lie, its still lame.

"Oh where have you been?? you too good for us?"
Ask one more time and the answer is yes.

"Wow I ran into Jimmy today, what a dork... he kept slathering the Swing Guilt on"
by Hep Two Peeh February 10, 2010
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tech guilt

Similar in concept to white guilt, tech guilt is a growing feeling among tech workers who are buying or renting homes and apartments made available by the eviction of socioeconomic minorities or the gentrification of "transitional neighborhoods" in major tech hubs like Silicon Valley.
Brad: Can you believe my studio apartment in the mission was Section 8 housing one year ago?! My rent is $4000/month! Oh well, I can afford it.

Jill: I hope you're feeling some tech guilt right now.
by Urbanartshare September 8, 2016
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BETA Guilt

The half second of fleeting guilt an alpha male feels as he out lifts a once equal bro before his instincts kick in and he adds another plate his bench press to cement his pack leader status.
Out lifting my best friend left me with a ton of BETA guilt, but it had to be done.
by AlphaBro88 August 1, 2017
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