Guacamole twat

a very green ugly looking vagina that is sloppy

ew that girl has a guacamole twat

by Guacamole King October 31, 2009

guacamole

any amount of fecal matter in a vagina.

i told Jessica not to whipe back to front, now she's got guacamole all over her taco.

by Matthew April 21, 2005

guacarear

To puke, to throw off

"Esa berengena me hace guacarear"
"El escusado está lleno de guacareada"
"Me resbalé con la guácara"

by tree9368 February 7, 2008

guacamoleniggerpenis

a small white man who is a vegan and a faggot

bro your such a guacamoleniggerpenis

by A_Recruit_Main July 22, 2019

holy guacamole

Used as a replacement to "holy moly" or "holy crap"

Chad told alex "holy guacamole", you are effing gorgeous!
Alex said "holy what? you mean holy moly?"
Chad then said "Guacamole>moly, get with the program."

by chad900 August 28, 2013

Guacamole Machine

Basically the guacamole machine is when a guy is eating out a girl with a really long clitoris (usually like 5-6 inches long) and lots of feces get clogged up inside her vagina. So while he's eating her out lots of green shit comes out. Usually it's the remains from her menstruation or eggs being "broken" or not taking showers. The taste is that of rotten fish or smelly ass onions that have rotten for months.

Gabby or other shitty girls who don't keep themselves clean in any way and therefore have a guacamole machine.

by N4Sir August 12, 2009

daisy guajardo

is a hoe a girl who sucks to much dick

daisy guajardo is the hoe of raymondville

by fuieigaieswrfbefbgw May 2, 2018