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grundle butter

n. sweat from the balls and ass crack that congeal in the taint area.
'man, it's so hot today... i have so much grundle butter'
by osu985 February 20, 2009
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grundle tomatoes

1. When a woman's flow becomes crusted to her grundle area. Normally this occurs once a month.

2. Large, inflamed, external hemmorrhoids. Tending to dangle from the anal orifice to rest on the grundle. d
1. "I can't use pads anymore because my grundle tomatoes really pull my grundle grass."

"Oh man! I accidentally got a mouth full of grundle tomatoes last night from my girlfriend."

2. My grundle tomatoes freaking burn, they must be acidic.

I need a vacation to Grundleville so my grundle tomatoes can heal.
by LEE_11.16 September 20, 2006
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grundle buster

Getting a surprise kick to the grundle.
Johnny was being such a prick I gave him a much deserved grundle buster, while exclaiming "POW! In your grundle".
by Bangkok April 25, 2006
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Grundle Garage

A large get together where people will fondle each other’s testicles and cock, when one cums they’re out and you see who lasts the longest.
Nathan and his friends had a huge grundle garage in the basement last night.
by BarryMcCocknher November 5, 2019
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Grundle Job

A sex act consisting of the achievement of orgasm due wholly or partially to the stimulation of the grundle.

A.K.A: GJ, Taint Crank, Chocolate Smoothy, The Half and Half, Unholy Paradise, The Rub and Scrub.
After 15 hours of persistant effort, Eric's Grundle Job finally resulted in a blood, sweat, and semen fiesta.
by BBizzleBarr July 16, 2008
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grundle mask

n. when a male places his grundle on the nose of the victim and lets his genitals drape down onto the mouth of said victim.
"dude... i was sleeping, and i had to wake up to paul giving me the grundle mask!"
by kellio November 3, 2004
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grundle beard

synonym of ANAL BEARD. Extremely thick patch of hair between the anus and the ball sack, area also known as the "grundle"
Yo Merril shave my grundle beard for me i cant reach.
by SbTrEoVwEn January 13, 2009
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