grumpy git

a grumpy git

your a grumpy git

by Aqwseee June 6, 2023

Grumpy Garfield

A Capping, pussy

A hedgehog got messaged by a Grumpy Garfield

by ProLancer2351 June 28, 2021

Wake up on the grumpy side of the bed

To discover that your partner has doubled down in retaliation for a recent relationship slight of yours.

Johnny Depp missed Amber Heard's birthday party, so he had to wake up on the grumpy side of the bed.

by AQuokka April 20, 2022

Rip a grumpy

To fart (ferociously)

Tom: (farts loudly!)
Jim: did you just rip a grumpy?

Tom: I’ve had bad farts all day.

Jim: oh, I agree grumpy buns.

by Michael Muffins February 25, 2025

double grumpy

To take an extra large voluptuous extremely painful and sometimes explosive poop in your pants

That taco johns went right through me, I gotta go to a double grumpy.

by mogerbitch2 January 12, 2020

Grumpy uncle

A grumpy uncle is a 13lb tabby male cat with a penchant for canvas bags and heated seats.

This grumpy uncle kegels is really enjoying his meow mix!

by Needle maiden April 22, 2024

Grumpy Troll

The act of two individuals rubbing their buttholes together in a misguided attempt to achieve sexual pleasure. So named for the involuntary noises and facial expressions made by the participants during the act.

Person 1: Guys, I tried the Grumpy Troll last night.

Person 2: Seriously? Feel anything.

Person 1: Nothing. Literally, nothing.

Person 2: How hard did you try.

Person 1: Let me put it this way. I'm much grumpier today.

by NoMoreButtRubs September 12, 2012