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The Grumpy Dan

When one male angrily has sex with another male from behind, the giver gets a little grumpy and reaches around and inserts his pinky finger into the urethra of the male he is also penetrating.
Dude I can't sit or pee this morning, Rudy must have been in a bad mood last night as he gave me the Grumpy Dan.
by Grumpy Dan May 25, 2019
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grumpy biscuit

A person who is annoyed by serious stuff, spamming the word "STOP", "WHAT", or something goes along the line.
person: "Somebody has stolen your video for an ad!"
A GB (Grumpy Biscuit): "STOP!"
person #2: "Stop being so obnoxious, you grumpy biscuit."
by DoodleBaldiBFB August 22, 2019
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Dumping a grumpy

The largest, longest , smelliest, shit in the world.
Clear the house I’m dumping a grumpy.
by Eyeloveu October 14, 2019
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grumpy dick

Having or getting an erection while taking shit.
Dude, I had to rub one out this morning after getting a grumpy dick.
by Toilet erection May 28, 2017
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Grumpy-wumpkins

One who is grumpy for no good reason.
Adelia insisted on being a grumpy-wumpkins for a good two hours after the finish of the boardgame she'd lost, though several well brewed cups of tea eventually put her in good spirits again

Wee Willykins then kissed and hugged the hoppity pot and promised always to help the dollies and never to be an old grumpy-wumpkins again
by Charlemagne1993 June 16, 2017
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grumpy duck

A usually grumpy person. Whom denies being grumpy. Just remember if it looks like a duck, quacks like a duck, and sounds like a duck, its probably a grumpy person
Hey grumpy duck why so angry?
by rachir February 20, 2017
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Grumpy gut

A generic saying to call someone grumpy.
Quit being a Grumpy gut.
by Carlguy42 February 20, 2017
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