I tossed my grits on craigslist and then used the money at tyhe stripclub.
I toss my grits to put my kids through college.
The reason I'm totally hairless is that I was tossing grits yesterday. At least my kids can stay in college.
I toss my grits to put my kids through college.
The reason I'm totally hairless is that I was tossing grits yesterday. At least my kids can stay in college.
by grit money August 02, 2011
When a "grit" ejaculates on his woman's chest and then spits his chew into his puddle of semen and then stirs it up with his dick
by Jingletits December 26, 2014
"Im LaBeef, you wanna see my true grit?"
"My true grit itches, my rooster cockburn must be acting up"
"She wants LaBeef, hes got the true grit"
The following demonstrates true grit:
"LUCKY NED!" (fires pistol into empty mine).
"My true grit itches, my rooster cockburn must be acting up"
"She wants LaBeef, hes got the true grit"
The following demonstrates true grit:
"LUCKY NED!" (fires pistol into empty mine).
by Neutral Bridges January 23, 2011
"Dude I was wasted last night, I must have banged 20 grits"
or "I'm buzzin hard after banging a grit"
or "I'm buzzin hard after banging a grit"
by Louisville smuggler January 28, 2011
of the cheating bastard "it's not a boat its a raft" variety - even though its obviously built from half a boat and has fixings for an outboard engine !
by Concerned Rafter April 30, 2004
Sally forgot to clean her dildo and now has left over goops of hardened cum all over it, otherwise known as cum grits.
by Guttertongue July 12, 2009
by Cheese Grit Eater February 18, 2013