Cheese grater

The act of cutting oneself with a cheese grater.

The only true and brutal way to cut yourself is with a cheese grater. Only pussies use razors and knives.

Go cut yourself with a cheese grater emo kid.

by Frony May 28, 2008

Gravedancing

Verb.

When, on an internet discussion forum, a user is banned by a moderator and the other users celebrate.
When, on an internet forum, somebody is banned, and the other posters celebrate.

Poster: Yay, he got banned!
Admin: Cut out the gravedancing.

by RoundenBrown September 20, 2015

Grate the gimbal

To stroke ones penis between the cheeks of your boyfriend’s arse without penetration

I couldn’t wait to tell the blokes at work about my skills to grate the gimbal. I rode my boyfriend’s ass, slicing through his slimy cheeks till I blew up his back

by spank-the-monkee June 11, 2018

double goated

When you and one of your buddies both bend down and get in position with the goat out (dick and balls between legs) waiting for a third party to come into the room. See the goat

Matt and I just double goated Tyler. It was epic. That's worth 8 kicks to the ass.

by bossassbitch1995 March 7, 2016

Cheese Grater Dick

A person with a cheese grater dick is a very specific type of person. As soon as you look at such a man, you will immediately know of their cheese grater dick characteristics. Said person is quite a cuck, and lack much of a care for others.

Person 1: "Go fuck yourself, faggot
Person 2: "Shut the up, you cheese grater dick cuck"

by hallowedchris October 12, 2019

Be grateful

This phrase is said by yes men when they see someone criticizing something they love. It’s really annoying and shows their argument skills -.-

Person 1: Hey I think Among Us ain’t that good of a game. It’s really repetitive and boring.
Person 2: WHAT!?!? Be grateful we even have among us and content you INCEL!

by SuperGoat636 April 16, 2021

gradedigger

Someone who only pretends to be nice to you to get answers on homework or to cheat off your tests.

Before the Partwii, Lauren, the cyborg, bus surfed over to Mickey D’s with his brofriend Chuck Norris and bought a McGangbang happy meal with the funds that he jacked from his sugar momma after his disco nap that afternoon. Chuck pulled out his phone from his nuthuggers and started sexting a ginger slice with a tramp stamp that he had been friendly following ever since they shared a game of Jager pong. Lauren gave Chuck the air jerk as he noticed Tanasa the gradedigger that sat next to him in his art class. Lauren gave her the “let’s just be friends” nod and grabbed his happy meal. As Lauren walked outside he saw, Bruce, the designated drunk, as he started wailing teenybopper show tunes. Bruce was manstrating again and wanted his fix of Dr. Pepper and Big league chew. The night of celebrating Lauren’s nomotion had barely even started and already he was knackered.

by Micron X February 24, 2010