golden asshole

This person can do no wrong in your book. They are up on a pedestal

She put Richard up so high on a pedestal you'd think his shit doesn't stink. Clearly he has a golden asshole

by Kgrosho February 12, 2017

Golden Trash Bag

When you are trash, yet still better than everyone else in the proximity.

"I'm such a Golden Trash Bag compared to these disgusting people."

by Totally_Ryan May 16, 2017

Golden Hexagon

When you’re doing a girl doggie style, and she opens a bottle of Prosecco with her asshole.

We were bangin, and then she suggested a golden hexagon and I was in heaven. Thirsty no more!

by Goldenhexagon February 18, 2020

The Golden Fountain

A girl, preferably Asian and unshaved, performs a handstand whilst urinating. This will create a fountain like shower of urine that eventually cascades down either side of her body, causing the urine to fall from her pubes into her eyes, nose, and mouth, or down her ass crack into her hair. (Preferably into her nose)

Keanu Reeves' career is an example of The Golden Fountain.

by DGAF3000 January 7, 2014

nature goddess

A beautiful, often ancient immortal woman, who more than likely looks like Poison Ivy from Batman. She is a protector of forests, trees, natural resources, and animals, all of which she can probably both communicate with and understand. She hates human beings, since we've ruined a lot of the Earth.

"Oh my god! That woman has green veins going through her skin, and either her pack of hungry wolves will eat me or her venus flytraps will!!!"

"Dude, first off, she's a nature goddess. And second, it's not my fault you didn't join ASPCA."

by Darklightinthenightstar June 13, 2014

a goddess from Athens

a female that's great, even absolutely amazing, in bed, the exact opposite of a mediocrity from the suburbs.

any girl, before becoming a goddess from Athens needs to have her carnaldestism first.

by Sexydimma June 15, 2014

golden week

A term used by students in Ireland. Refers to a week where one manages to make it to every lecture, on time - no skiving off.

Last week was the first time in three years that I didn't miss a thing in college! The elusive golden week is finally mine!

by Dr Flair February 9, 2009