cock gobbler cum dumpster

a person who likes to have multiple penises placed in their mouth in order to practice fellatio and then proceeds to swallow all of the sperm ejaculated from said penises once orgasms are reached.

Kristin is such a nasty cock gobbler cum dumpster, I can't believe she let 10 dudes do that to her at the party last Saturday.

by Kristin's Pimp March 16, 2010

Gobble me off

To give a blow job

Come here bitch and gobble me off!

by apathy2153 January 29, 2009

spooge gobbler

Someone who can't get enough jizz shot in their mouth.

I think Toby is a spooge gobbler because he keeps looking at my package.

by slick550 October 24, 2007

fart gobbler

the bathroom fan that gobbles fart smells and filters them out

turn on the fart gobbler and close the door when you're done taking a crap!

by galizard March 13, 2008

hungry poo gobbler

n: 1) one who enjoys consuming large amounts of crap, 2) person who transparently, constantly and voraciously curries favor, especially in a work environment.

I'd like to call her a fucking brown-noser, but that's an HR violation, so I'll stick with calling her a hungry poo gobbler.

by wonkothesane September 13, 2008

Cock Gobbler

This is when a woman is going down on her man's member during Thanksgiving dinner while gobbling out loud like a turkey when the whole family is sitting down to dinner.

Extra points are given for gobbling like a turkey in front of a homeless man who has also been invited over to Thanksgiving dinner. How nice.

Hey Steve, your sister is a mean cock gobbler... Want to grab dinner sometime? Your sister is invited of course...

by Chief Slapaho June 3, 2013

Gobble-Naif

an insult to throw at people you hate. this can have whatever meaning you want. the reason it doesn't have a definition is so no one knows what it means except you. the greatest way to use this word is to share the meaning with a close friend and when you say it to someone both of you will start laughing. if they look it up they will find nothing but this. you can turn this jibrish word into a terrible insult that could DESTROY your enemies

person you hate: your ugly
you: your a gobble-naif
you and your friend: *Laughing hysterically*
person you hate: what?

by the queen oh belgium February 12, 2018