Goon

An abbreviation of “Rangoon.” A crispy dumpling appetizer dish served in American-Chinese and Thai restaurants. Goons are commonly filled with crab meat and served as “Crab Rangoons.”

Let’s order Chinese take-out tonight. Don’t forget the goons!

by Alatt December 16, 2017

goon

Someone super goofy and cray; always doing silly things like climbing trees or painting themselves

"Do you see Nate over there with shades, shorts, and no shoes??"
"He's crazy! It's like forty degrees and cloudy!"
"He's such a goon!"

by ManagerSTATE October 10, 2012

Goon

Someone who is totally unpredictable and ridiculous

That dude in the Christmas sweater was a total goon!

by Shibs92 November 6, 2011

goon

Unsociable or very quiet person or an ugly muppet who does ur head in!

That Scott Barton is such a goon!!!

by Carrie September 3, 2004

Gooned

1. to get beaten, pushed, or pwned by a Goon or member of a Goon Squad

2. to have slept with a Goon or member of a Goon Squad

1. that motherfucker got verbally gooned!
2. that chick totally got gooned last night.

by 0000000000001 February 16, 2009

gooned

to back down from ,to step back:to pussy out of doing something

dude u gooned out of goin in her pants u cornhole

by nick g April 28, 2005

goon

a tall, generally lanky kid with a pension for odd looks and tendencies. While having some of these traits they still maintain a social life and are fairly popular. They need a 5XL shirt to have a moderately tall tee. You all know what the goon or goons in your school are, as they tend to move in packs. They are perfectly nice people but are very tall and imposing, this is where we get the term "goon".

Chad: Yo dood did you see that kid, fucking double overhead swag right there.

Austin: GOON SQUAD STATUS!!!!

Chad: Odd Future Wolf Gang Don't Give A Fuck!

Austin: fuck no man, fuck no.

by Dood987 October 11, 2011