To goob or goobing is when a person laughs or giggles, followed by a large amount of excrement to exit the body, usually in the form of a sneeze or cough for nasal mucus, but can also be flatulence, or blood.
You almost goobed. They are goobing. This guy just goobed everywhere. It was so funny when she goobed.
by miss_greeny October 21, 2025
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Person: HOLY SHIT MY DOG IS DYING CALL 911
me: Goob.
Person: WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YO-
me: goob
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Person: WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YO-
me: goob
by heyokiaa December 16, 2025
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by TheRotMan January 2, 2026
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Someone who just doesn't give a fuck what the establishment or authority or the current narrative has to say, and sticks to middle fingers up in the air while walking away Proudly.
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Goobs Unite!
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Goobs Unite!
Man, Look at that guy! He just gave the them two middle fingers and walked away like he didn't give a crap what they had to say. Wow he is such a GooB! How do I become like that?
by anonymous June 14, 2022
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