God

The creator god of Christianity.

Christians believe in a god named God.

by lizardwizard September 2, 2012

God

The One who Was, Is, and Will Always be. He never had a beginning and was always there. Who says we are the only life that has been created? The Lord could have had many groups of his own people. Through His word, we have learned to love those who hate, be generous to those who are needy, and thank Him for every breath that fills our lungs because we never know when this will all end. We never know when It will be our time. God is truly One to die for.

Atheist: God doesn't exist.
Theist: How do you know? How was the universe created?
Atheist: The universe was created by the Big Bang. Duh!
Theist: What caused the Big Bang?
Atheist:...
Theist: That's right. God.

by Tsubasagirl4eva May 22, 2011

God

A mythical figure to enslave people. The boggest example is the Christians' god, called "Yehovah", whose urban myth and his son's myth has had the whole world caged in self-deceit for 2000 long years.

God sucks, even though he doesn't exist

by Camilo March 22, 2004

God

A being who is the ultimate creator of everything in existence. God has caused mixed reactions in people ranging from absolute love, to absolute hate. God also has a son named Jesus, according to the Bible.

God is the most picked on being in my opinion.

by David July 4, 2006

god

The imaginary figure that created atheism

We all know that's ture, think about how this makes sense

by Insert Name Here April 19, 2004

God

He is the main character in the fictional work called the bible. Many people however, take this book as truth (See idiot ). Even though he's supposed to be "all-loving", he will send you to a burning pit of fire if you don't worship him. He is the one reason why people are so messed up. He also made the most successful business in the world: Church.

Summary:
God is a deity that is fake.

Christian: Dear God, please give a new car.
*silence*
Priest on microphone:*imitates a deep voice* Okay, but you have to give the priest $3,000.
Christian: Yes master!

by Vampyr12345 June 5, 2010

God

An all-knowing, perfect in every way, yet humble, man with the power to create life. The master of everything he does.

Carey Price is God

by mittens2 June 28, 2016