Sexual Glaze

When you ejaculate onto an old-fashioned donut.

Russ: "This glazed donut tastes different. I thought I told you pick up some old-fashioned donuts"

Jim: "I did, but then I added some sexual glaze to them"

by jimcool126 September 18, 2012

Glaze the Biscuits

Busting a thick nut on a chick’s big old titties.

I’m gonna glaze the biscuits when Rachel gets home. I haven’t nutted for three weeks. She’s in for some ropes tonight.

by Eaton Holgoode November 28, 2018

glazed donuts

A word that disses the chicago gang gangser(G.D)

Me and my lords are going to kick some glazed donuts ass.

by LEE August 1, 2003

glazed doughnut

After a girl passes out, spooge all over her face and let it dry. When she wakes up the next morning, she will have a glazed doughnut.

She wouldnt give me head last night so I gave her a glazed doughnut instead.

by mike February 1, 2004

microsoft glaze

A notional Microsoft product that is installed on wetware and produces that weird, hypnotic, glassy expression some sheeple get when they praise Microsoft products in the face of adversity.

I was ranting about how fgets made my code segfault on my Linux box when the secretary's Microsoft Glaze kicked in and she started praising Visual C++.

by ke6isf November 7, 2003

navel glazing

The result of vigorous male masturbation whilst lying on one's back. Related to nasal glazing.

by Anonymous September 16, 2003

Glazed Susan

When someone, normally female sucks on a males testicles.

Wil- oh man. Maria gave me a glazed Susan last night!

Jake- are they still wet?

Wil- oh yea!

by namraob February 21, 2011