mean girling

like in mean girl when regina george compliments cadys bracelet but she secretly hates it. regina compliments a girls (*vintage*) skirt but then to cady says "that is the ugliest effing skirt I have ever seen" then flashbacks to when regina complimented cadys bracelet.

Isaac: bro those are the ugliest crocs I have ever seen, why did you get pink crocs?
Valentina: laini said they were cute.
Isaac: she was lying.
valentina: yeah she was probably mean girling me.

by someonesmommy March 24, 2023

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hair gelling

Hair gelling is a sex position where one or multiple people cum into someone's hair and uses it as hair gel for the day.

Hey Steve. Me and Susie tried hair gelling last night.

by Funnyaj22 April 17, 2023

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Hot girling

An elaborate catfish where a super hot guy proposes a sex competition between him and his ugly best friend. The ugly best friend is purportedly really incredible at sex and is currently in the lead in their competition. You will know something is fishy when the hot guy says that the ugly best friend typically goes first. A simple reverse image search will show that the hot guy is really just a stolen public social media account of some random dude somewhere around the world (possibly named Jordi) and that the ugly friend has been catfishing you this whole time.

Have you ever heard of hot girling? Me and my best friend have this friendly competition where we see who can please a woman the most and he's currently in the lead.

by siroswaldvanderwinkle July 17, 2023

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Golden Girling

(verb) multiple women of a certain age sharing a home out of necessity or preference.

"My friends and I have been seriously making plans for Golden Girling in 5-10 years."
"That former resort for sale would be the perfect place for Golden Girling"

by ElJanel July 3, 2024

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Turned into a grilling rod

Being in a harsh rear-end collision while driving a VW Beetle (or any other rear-engine car with no airbags) and having the steering column skewer the driver. The air-cooled engine catches fire, essentially turning the driver into a grilling rod on top of a campfire.

Do you think I should buy an old Beetle?

Definitely not! One crash with a F-150 and you'll be turned into a grilling rod.

by BigFatNerdYT June 10, 2023

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