Gilberto

Gilberto is a little bitch hes a player that everyone falls for but always breaks everyone’s heart. He’s a jealous bitch and always wants to get what HE wants. He never gives up until he gets it. He can have an acne mustache with no hair on his head. It’s so ugly just like his face! He always gets mad over everything and is very toxic. He is one of the most dryest texters you’ll ever meet. If you meet one watch your back and good luck. His momma raised a straight up bitch. But if you date him that’s a whole other story he really ain’t worth your time you can find someone way better then a ugly ass Gilberto. He’s also the biggest cheater that starts rumors about everyone and acts tough behind a screen but when you pull up to his house he calls his daddy to handle what he started. He’s all talk I hope he gets what he deserves one dayy.

Gilbertos gf: Gilberto is cheating on me!
Gilberto: I’m cheating on multiple girls !

by Joe momma bih April 24, 2020

gilbert

gilbert a Hampshire name for a bogey, booger or snot hanging off of a person's nose

"John, you've got a big gilbert hanging off your nose"

by Alfie Nokes December 6, 2006

Gilberto

A creepy dirty mexican that likes to obsess over pretty girls.

I met this guy, but he was acting like such a gilberto. whaaat a turn off!

by oneOFtheGIRLSyouOBSESSover December 13, 2010

Gilbert Blythe

the most perfect fictional character ever created. guaranteed to make all sexualities wet. only exists in the fictional world of Anne of Green Gables, a book series.

"OMG, he's soo cute, smart and kind."
"Ugh he is such a Gilbert Blyther."

by ap011osKID September 25, 2018

Gilbert

A stupid-ass-mothafucka with an armycut who doesnt get any panoche and is a homo

Damn Gilbert look at that sweet panoch

Gilbert School is gay, but you would know all about that cause your homo.

by fuckyougilbert January 26, 2011

Gilboa

Greatest summer camp in the world, often referred to as a cult because the chanichim never want to leave.

Most loved parts of Gilboa include friends, atmosphere, potentially communal showers, unisex bathrooms, kvutza sleepovers, Bocoup 09 Harry Potter, and Lior.

"Gilboa is way better than any other summer camp, including Alonim and Ramah."

"I wish my summer camp was more like Gilboa"

by Gilboa October 18, 2009

Gilbert

colloqiual term refferening to the male genitalia derrived form the oddly shaped penis in the art work of Gilbert and George.

Becky says: " always check the gilbert before commiting."

by Lonely lamb July 14, 2007