Treadmill Gerbil

1. A person unable to wrap their minds around the fact that you don't need a gym membership to be or stay in shape.

2. An idiot or tool who frequents Gyms, mainly for the purpose of picking up on people.

3. A jerk who takes personal offense to persons lounging in comfy fitness wear.

4. One of those douches from "Jersey Shore"

Person#1: So I was at the Quik Stop getting a pack of smokes and I was totally getting the stink eye from some Treadmill Gerbil in under armor wear, probably because I was wearing my yoga pants, yanno the ones that my mom got me? The really comfy ones. And my reeboks.

Person#2: Ugh, I hate those people. I don't think they even know how to run off of a treadmill.

Person#1: Yeah...running down a street around a block might cause them to have a conniption, they'd probably stand on their front stoop wondering where the "start" button is.

by Not Anna Blume April 6, 2011

Gerbil Gargler

The act of placing 6 gerbils into a woman's vagina and pressing on her lower abdomen to shoot them into your mouth while performing cunnilingus.

Last night I took Big Jill back to the trailer and gave her a Gerbil Gargler

by ClitRipper1500 April 30, 2025

Gerbil bites

When a person pinches anothers bum with his/her pointer finger and thumb.

I don't like when my husband gives me gerbil bites when I am going up the stairs!

by Chandieboombom October 9, 2015

Gerbil voodoo

The complete failure of attempting verbal judo. Increasing another person's anger while trying to defuse a volatile situation.

Bill tried to calm the angry customer with some gerbil voodoo and got punched in the face.

by Ham So Low November 4, 2022

Gerbil squeezer

A person who is naturally an overly confident pest in every situation when In reality they are actually a loser.

No ones laughing with you everyone’s laughing at you, you fuckin gerbil squeezer

by Cuzzo Papi March 5, 2018

gerbil balls

A tall gangily skinny guy that is awkward and clumsy. It is assumed he has small undersized balls, similiar in size to a gerbil's balls.

That nerdlinger was trying to play soccer but took a ball in the nuts, but he was ok vecause he had gerbil balls.

by Uberuberduder October 13, 2017

Gerbil Dick

Very small Cock.
Micro Penis

My girlfriend was at the mall.
Some dude said hello to her.
I said who is that she said, Some guy my friend did, she said he is hung like a gerbil Dick

by Thenry February 22, 2024