deceptive fisting

A rule in Muggle Quidditch in which the beaters of a team claim immunity by putting their fist in the air when immunity cannot be claimed, i.e. when their teammate already has a bludger or the opposing team does not have 2 out of the three bludgers in possession.

That beater put up his fist even though his partner had a bludger! That's deceptive fisting!

by SnitchSnatch October 29, 2017

ear fisting

1. The sexual act of wrapping 3 or more Q tips together inserting it into one’s ear canal

2. A person who doesn’t want to hear the truth

Those gays went back to that ear fisting shit again

2.The boy billy is a real ear fister, I told him that he’s gay for watching gay porn but he just won’t hear it

by Gocnitively pmiaired January 13, 2018

spontaneous fasting

Much like intermittent fasting except the decision to fast is brought on by seeing the food prepared for you by your significant other.

After seeing the fish tacos made with salmon, that my wife made me, I decided it would be a good night to do some spontaneous fasting.

by Goodenf December 29, 2018

korean fisting

Verb. Is essentially fisting, but sideways with smaller hands.

Ryan was enjoying a nice Korean fisting after a long hard day of regular fisting.

by Iron Fisting July 7, 2019

Minion Fisting

It's the act of someone punching a minion.

Timmy was Minion Fisting last night.

by RevengGhost August 8, 2019

Ice fisting

Sticking your hand in a bucket of ice, then proceeding to fist a bitch.

Man, Ayden really wants to take an ice fisting right now.

by Funduntard March 4, 2020

Cow Fisting

The act of giving an obese male or female large bruises on their body giving them the appearance of a cow and fisting them

Joe: So what do you like to do on the weekends?
James: Get absolute hammered and go cow fisting!

by JackassMcGhee April 12, 2020