fry vacuum

when eating, the person next to you who keeps stealing your french fries can be referred to as a "fry vacuum"

Mike: "Matt, did you finish your food already?"

Matt: "Yes, thanks to the fry vacuum sitting next to me"

by The Keefer's 7 June 29, 2006

Frying Eyes

Staring at a TV screen without blinking for long periods of time due to specific video games. Games that may induce frying eyes include rockband, guitar hero, and a variety of intense fighting games.

"I played rockband so much last night I started frying eyes!"

by Hippopotamus90 February 20, 2010

Bastard Fry

When a wayward french fry appears in a bag of onion rings or fried zucchini. It can also apply to a regular french fry showing up in a batch of curly fries (or vice versa).

"These onion rings are delicious—hey! Is that a bastard fry? Oh, hell yes!"

by 2smokingbarrels May 23, 2012

B-Fry

To have five or more of the following qualities:
1. To be homosexual or meterosexual.
2. Have more girlfriends than boyfriends.
3. Wear two or more sweatshirts at a time.
4. Get your nails done or get a massage on a weekly basis.
5. Use the words "super" and "fab".
6. Use your laptop to take notes as opposed to handwrtiting.
7. Work at Starbucks.
8. Have a license plate with your name on the back.
9. Drink Frappachinos every morning.
10. Get super excited about the new Sex and the City movie.

Galfriend: Hey B-Fry, were having a G.N.O. Were gonna get our nails done and then were going to watch Uptown Girls!

B-Fry: Oh hell yes sister! That would be superfab!

by tyty332 May 30, 2008

Frying Out

When someone constantly forgets where they put something, yet it is in the immediate vicinity.

Hillary-"Where is my calculator?"
-"I don't know."
Hillary-"Are you sure?"
-"Yes."
Hillary-"Oh nevermind, its been on my lap this whole time."
-"Stop frying out Hillary."

by bivo October 19, 2011

fry balls

To trip out hard on mushrooms.

"Man, I fried balls last night -- I was yawning squirrels and shit."

by Jeff Moore March 12, 2003

bheja fry

tell it to someone who is irritating you...

Hey don't do my bheja fry ok!

by pareshtthhh April 23, 2006