frozen windpipe

a frozen wind pipe is a sexual act where you poop in a ziplock bag, freeze it and re-insert it in your partners ass.

oh please give me another frozen windpipe today, it made my insides cold for hours.

by kees March 08, 2008

frozen kiss

cum frozen in a condom after a one night stand.

“Yeah we fucked in my car and I forgot about the condom, this morning it was a frozen kiss.”

by poopoopeepeebitchboy March 02, 2021

frozen head

Blowjob under the temperature of 32°F/0°C

Did you hear Sara gave Steve frozen head in his ice fishing shack?

by Germ Keymoff March 09, 2020

The frozen forest

When a man cums on a girls pubic hair resembling snow on a tree.

“What did you do to me”
Girl I gave you the frozen forest

by WakandaJ February 27, 2021

The Frozen Forest

When a man cums on a girls pubic hair and it looks like snow on a tree, resembling a frozen forest.

“Cock”- damn girl I’m finna give you this the frozen forest.

by WakandaJ February 27, 2021

Frozen Mitten

Originating in Minnesota, it is when a male jacks off into a mitten and puts the mitten outside so it can freeze overnight. This is in preparation for having a mate over the next night. The cum-filled mitten should be frozen by the time your mate comes over, and it is then used to spank your mate.

Friend 1: Prepare a frozen mitten before your lady comes over for sexy time, don't ya know!
Friend 2: You betcha!

by MinnesotaLoveMaker December 02, 2020

frozen mushroom

The sense of coldness one receives when fully submerged underwater in a bath tub and the only thing above the surface is your tip.

David: I got a frozen mushroom yesterday.
Jack: Dude, you’re 27. Why are you still taking baths?

by nico jack pepper November 23, 2017