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friendly uncle

An unwanted yet forceable insertion performed during holidays by one's fathers brother. aka uncle.
So last Christmas my uncle Benny gave me a friendly uncle leaving me limping for a week.
by FuzzySachel November 21, 2017
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Friendly head

where you get head from your friend... no feelings attached
me: Can i get a friendly head
whoever: sure since were friends!!
by Sunaswife January 12, 2021
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Friendly Asf

When the guy/girl you want to fuck is being too nice and friendly rather than flirty.
Girl he fine and would love to fuck him but every time we talk I feel like the homie , he’s friendly asf and must not be into me.
by Thaswaggastar March 7, 2021
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Friendly fart

It is the process of farting right after someone else does so that you don't get blamed.
Zach, did you just friendly fart!?
by Motermouth15 October 15, 2016
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friendzone friendly

A form of friendliness that balances being polite and putting up boundaries. puts the individual in their place (the friendzone).
"Hey I don't like this guy but I don't want to be mean"
"Don't worry, just be friendly, but be friendzone friendly."
by sexidale44 September 23, 2020
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Friendly fire

leading cause of casualties in Bush Jr.'s invasion of Iraq
Stupid US Soldier: THIS IS FOR THE CIVIL WAR U BRIT!!!
British Soldier: wait a second...
by LinKuei-Sephiroth July 31, 2003
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friendly bitch

A friendly bitch is a person that is a total bitch but says bitchy and rude things in the nicest way possible so it might they not appear to be bitchy or not nice. But believe me, they are.
"OMG, I just realised that Sarah is a friendly bitch, like wtf?!
by yaoi August 16, 2014
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