fext

text on facebook!

The only way I can ever reach her is to fext her!

Hey! Michelle I dont have my phone with me, can you please fext me the movie timings!

He fexted a long wish list to his parents two days before his eighteenth birthday.

by drumking.rishi June 9, 2011

fexting

Derived from the term sexting (which means talking dirty via text message), this spinoff means talking dirty via Facebook.

Quit fexting your boyfriend and work on your paper!

by rastatay May 27, 2010

Freat

The agonizing pain one feels when a stray pubic hair becomes stuck to the adhesive of a feminine pad.

Laurie: I freated just now. Barely made it out of that bathroom alive.

by morgaaasm December 17, 2010

Flexting

Extremely erotic way of douches sending descriptive paragraph's of their muscles via social sites.

Susan: John, why the heck did you tell me about how your muscles gave Mart a boner on Facebook?

John: Shut up whore! I was flexting.

by Zombieness June 8, 2011

flexting

(v.) To text so extensively and in such a manner that it is flirting.

Duugs put down your phone and stop flexting

by Todo October 18, 2006

freetard

someone who justifies everything the phrase "Its a free country" or one similar to it. Also, someone who uses freedom illogically to defend their political position (George Bush)

You: "Quit stepping on the back of my shoe"
Freetard: "It's a free country I do what I wanna"
You: You're such a freetard
---or---
You: Why are we at war in Iraq when they never attacked us?
George Bush: TO DEFEND FREEDOM!
You: I liked you better with your cocaine habit.

by Israel Vibration July 26, 2006

freethrow

When you have a girl bent over and you stand with your knees bent like shooting a freethrow. In said position, you spank the girls butt like dribbling a basketball.

Jimmy: "Yo did you freethrow alex?"

Joe: "WTF nah i wished i talked to her"

by i'm a baller chyea January 11, 2009