foul and a miss

A phrase one utters ( in the style of a snooker referee) when hearing a particularly loud trouser cough

Example

Jimmy White: Parp! ( drops guts)

Snooker referee: Foul and a miss. Alex Higgins, four. Now let’s get some windows open, Jimmy has been on the pickled herring and Guinness all weekend.

by Tito Watts November 21, 2021

Foul fishy snatch

A fanny that is unwashed for a while in the hot summer that starts to produce a rancid rotting fish stench and possibly a discharge

OMG my front bum nearly made me vomit the other day I did a massive fanny guff and the foul stink led me to believe I have a nasty case of foul fishy snatch syndrome

by Big T Hound October 21, 2021

butt foul

When one tries to enter another's pooper, but does not succeed.

Eric temporarily woke from a dream, announced there had been a butt foul, a huge butt foul, then immediately went back to sleep

by anhelbaby785 April 26, 2016

Freebie Foul

When a friend or buddy rejects your offer or declines a Freebie due to allergies, dislikes or unfamiliarity to the Freebie.

Joe can't drink the Freebie Chai Latte because he doesn't drink milk, he committed a Freebie Foul.

Mary doesn't like Mexican food, she does not want to eat Mexican for lunch even if you tell her I'll buy, she declines, we shall call that a Freebie Foul.

by nme619 September 21, 2016

No harm, no foul

When you make a mistake but it didn't damage so it was like the mistake was never made.

Friend: WHY DID YOU SCREAM AT THE TOP OF YOUR LUNGS YESTERDAY!?
You: No harm, no foul.
Friend: Bruh.

by Table9 October 25, 2022

Foul-ass Bitch

A person who does or says the most grimiest ass shit behind her friend(s) or family member(s) back and still smile in their face like nothing happened..

That foul-ass bitch sleeping with your baby daddy and coming over your house smiling in your face like nothings going on

by Goldielock08 January 13, 2022

foul ell

I bad galleon on sea of thieves that cant hit cannon shots

the foul ell could not hit chain shots to save their life

by Krispykactus June 2, 2023