Satan's flute

The instrument otherwise known as a recorder.

I had to buy my kid a recorder for 4th grade music class. Turns out this damn annoying device is Satan's flute.

by Sunblazer5 April 6, 2019

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douche-flute

A vape pen or any other vaporizer devices used by douche hipsters

stop sucking on that douche-flute faggot

by Zham0310 July 9, 2017

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The Flute Section is usually filled with girls with a few guys. Usually loud, outgoing, and obnoxious. Band directors tend to not like them but they dont care. Flute Sections usually have a high population of LGBTQ+ people. All girls in the flute section are somewhat hot and all FREAKING FABULOUS.

Flute 1: OMG GUYS!!!!! THE TRUMPETS ARE MAKING FUN OF US AGAIN.

Flute 2: You have a flute. Use it.
Flute 3: Guys, im gay.
All Female Flutes: We know.
All Flutes: God I love the Flute Section.

by FireDuckDefinitions July 27, 2017

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flute juice

Cum; semen, the sticky white fluid that comes out of your cock when you ejaculate.

Man, that was a good fuck---I shot out a good load of my flute juice!

by pentozali March 7, 2008

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Douche Flute

The electronic device filled with flavored liquids used to produce large vapor clouds of gayness.

Mike: dude! Check out homeboy with the Vape!! He's sucking on that bitch like ya read about!!

Turd: right!?! No one smokes the Douche Flute like Tommy B!!

by THE Massinator May 27, 2017

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