The act of circulating the penis throughout the vagina during sexual intercourse, due to either lack of penile girth or excessive vaginal elasticity, in order to increase sexual pleasure for either or both parties.
Ex. 1:
Brandi: How was your date with Joe?
Tina: Eh, okay. He bought me dinner so I took him back to my place.
Brandi: How’d that go?
Tina: I’ve had better. He was so small I had to tell him to floss the mollusk.
Brandi: Yeah, I find flossing the mollusk helps sometimes.
Ex. 2
Joe: Dude, I totally fucked Tina last night after taking her to McDonald’s.
Tom: How was it?
Joe: She was so loose I had to floss the mollusk.
Brandi: How was your date with Joe?
Tina: Eh, okay. He bought me dinner so I took him back to my place.
Brandi: How’d that go?
Tina: I’ve had better. He was so small I had to tell him to floss the mollusk.
Brandi: Yeah, I find flossing the mollusk helps sometimes.
Ex. 2
Joe: Dude, I totally fucked Tina last night after taking her to McDonald’s.
Tom: How was it?
Joe: She was so loose I had to floss the mollusk.
by Zachy and JameJame October 28, 2011
by **aussiehoneybee23** November 25, 2009
by miikstyles August 15, 2010
When another person criticizes your choice of dental floss, and you suddenly become acutely aware of your floss.
Person One: "Dude, your floss is from Hy-Vee? That's lame."
Person Two: "Cut it out! You're making me all floss-concious!"
Person Two: "Cut it out! You're making me all floss-concious!"
by Kieushly July 30, 2007
by Alex O. October 08, 2004
by ratface mcjammyjont July 14, 2006
It's gone! Someone deleted onion ring from the Urban Dictionary. I can put away my mental floss. That was just gross!
by Witchie-coo March 21, 2003