e-flashing

The act of putting photographs that expose ones self on a piece of technology that is then taken into a store for the purposes of technical support.

Ewww! I guy came in for technical support today and had put a naked picture of himself on the desktop, man I hate those e-flashing bastards!

by tribeca86 November 13, 2009

Hot Flasking

A sexual act involving flaming sambuca shots and the vagina of a donkey, illegal outside of a few small districts of Uzbekistan.

Bob was known for his hot flasking parties, he is currently detained by Interpol.

by UnpatrioticEyepatch December 9, 2010

Butt flossing

When your hair is long enough that looking up and down rubs your hair against your butt.

We thought she nodded her head yes, but she was really butt flossing.

by BigDumpling November 30, 2017

Floating Turd

A useless, waste of space employee, usually one who is over 30 years of age and openly discusses their role playing video game prowess.

That guy in IT, he's a real floating turd.

by A non floater May 1, 2006

Flossing the mollusk

The act of circulating the penis throughout the vagina during sexual intercourse, due to either lack of penile girth or excessive vaginal elasticity, in order to increase sexual pleasure for either or both parties.

Ex. 1:
Brandi: How was your date with Joe?
Tina: Eh, okay. He bought me dinner so I took him back to my place.
Brandi: How’d that go?
Tina: I’ve had better. He was so small I had to tell him to floss the mollusk.
Brandi: Yeah, I find flossing the mollusk helps sometimes.

Ex. 2
Joe: Dude, I totally fucked Tina last night after taking her to McDonald’s.
Tom: How was it?
Joe: She was so loose I had to floss the mollusk.

by Zachy and JameJame October 28, 2011

Floating Dough Fish

A piece of crap floating in the water.

When you are surfing near a sewage outlet and you look over and spot a floating dough fish...

by Dan Clifford June 14, 2005

Floating Rock Mentality

The mentality were you have decided to fuck anxiety and worrying about shit. At this point in life you have just wanted to be happy and that is the F.R.M (floating rock mentality). WE ARE LIVING ON A FUCKING FLOATING ROCK SO WHY ARE YOU WORRYING ABOUT HOMEWORK!!! Go live your life! Life is short and you only get one so have as much fun as you can and live it up and experience everything!!

Dude fuck it F.R.M!
I have the floating rock mentality

by Floating Rock Mentality December 7, 2020