flapjack

A stupid person

"you don't know what two squared is? You utter flapjack"

by Donaugustine July 14, 2016

Flapjacked

The state of being both fat and muscular

That man is flapjacked

by Twistamoneus December 13, 2020

making flapjacks

The act of performing fellatio in a parked or moving automobile.

Please park your vehicle before making flapjacks.

by icymore August 6, 2012

Puppy Flapjack

A sexual position used by cross country/track runners where a guy give a girl a cream pie while in doggy-style and the girl uses the male's ball-sack to "sponge" up the sperm, she then proceeds to eat the ball-sack like a flapjack.

Guy- "C'mon baby let me cum in you."
Girl- "Ok, but let me puppy flapjack you."

by King's Fork Honey Badger August 14, 2012

Flapjack

Rest in peace 😔 🪦

“Bro Flapjack just fucking died”
“😢”

by anonymous February 27, 2023

Marmalade flapjack

Any unusual sexual act between two consenting young people that only occurs because they both know that they're not supposed to be sleeping together. A common euphemism that went around schools in southern England in the late 1980s.

"Tracey and that there Sandra did the marmalade flapjack in the bathroom at Wayne's party and they had to replace the shower head after."

"I didn't even really need a babysitter anymore, and I proved it when me and Julie ended up doing the marmalade flapjack on the stairs ten minutes before my mum and dad got home. She still got paid and all!"

by Jack The Bodiless January 24, 2023

Canadian FlapJack

Giving a blowjob to a Canadian man that smells faintly of maple syrup.

“I went to Vancouver over spring break and gave a Canadian flapjack during a concert.”

by TyrannicalPenguin November 30, 2018