jiggly flapjacks

The degeneration of masculine pectoral muscles and turning into fatty, especially flabby tissue.

Dude used to work out all the time. Now his pecs are just jiggly flapjacks. I can’t help but imagine them flipping when smacking them from the bottom up. Lol.

by Vallis Castor October 15, 2017

Flapjacking

Female teabagging

My bird was Flapjacking me last night

by Aslan101 May 15, 2016

flapjack ass

Big booty.

"Damn she got a flapjack ass."

by noreh April 25, 2016

flapjack ass

The state in which one's posterior is so undeveloped and underutilized that it begins to resemble that of a common breakfast dish.

Girl: "Have you seen Sally lately?"
Boy: "Yeah, she has a total flapjack ass."

by muscleman_2020 August 30, 2016

Cheesy Flapjack

When two or more obese people get sexually aroused and have a hankering for cheese and have sex in a fountain of cheese, thus when walking by the fountain it appears to be cheesy flapjack.

The lovely obese couple looked like a "Cheesy Flapjack" inside the newly weds nacho cheese fountain.

by Lickskillet July 20, 2016

flapjack

A stupid person

"you don't know what two squared is? You utter flapjack"

by Donaugustine July 14, 2016

Cincinnati Flapjack

you take your girl and 69, then stick your cock so far in she throws up from gagging. Then get a condom and fill it with the throwup and store it in a freezer. Then eat it like it is a popsicle

Bob said," The Cincinnati Flapjack" is such a fun thing to do on Valentines day

by 69_Mike Oxmal_69 January 22, 2020