flapjack

A stupid person

"you don't know what two squared is? You utter flapjack"

by Donaugustine March 22, 2016

flapjack

When you fuck a girl in her fat rolls.

Well I'm saving for marriage but I'll give you a flapjack instead. What does that mean? You know when I jack you off with my stomach rolls.

by DaFlapJacker December 09, 2015

flapjack

When a man shits on woman's chest and she squishes it between her breasts and eats it.

Person 1: DUDE I totally gave that girl a flapjack! Person 2: Your fucked in the head!

by KrazyLuke360 December 12, 2010

making flapjacks

The act of performing fellatio in a parked or moving automobile.

Please park your vehicle before making flapjacks.

by icymore August 06, 2012

Puppy Flapjack

A sexual position used by cross country/track runners where a guy give a girl a cream pie while in doggy-style and the girl uses the male's ball-sack to "sponge" up the sperm, she then proceeds to eat the ball-sack like a flapjack.

Guy- "C'mon baby let me cum in you."
Girl- "Ok, but let me puppy flapjack you."

by King's Fork Honey Badger March 27, 2012

Flapjacked

For a male to place his testicles on another person would be called " teabagged". Being" FLAPJACKED" would be a female placing her vaginal lips on another person.

Oh my god I passed out last night and one of my girlfriends "flapjacked " me while I was asleep.!

by Christo357_1369 September 12, 2019

Flapjacked

The state of being both fat and muscular

That man is flapjacked

by Twistamoneus December 13, 2020