Trump Fingers

Someone who sees themself as a Twitter expert, impulsively tweets and retweets incessantly, and has tiny, baby-like fingers which aid in typing hate-fueled egomaniacal twitter garbage. See: "Twitter Fingers"

Kyle: Thank god Obama doesn't have Trump Fingers. I mean, how would he grip a basketball, or like, eat with adult silverware?

Becket: Yeah, although its too bad Obama doesn't have Trump Fingers I was hoping he would get us into a war with Russia or just do something bat-shit crazy 😥

Kyle: Don't worry, with Trump as President, you can count on at least one of those things happening! 😃

by BasketFullOfKittens January 25, 2017

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fingered

1.hurting yourself a word that can be used for many things.
2.somethink that is heaps cool.

1.'Oh fuck i fell of my skateboard n fingered my wrist'
2.'That car is totaly fingered man'

by bong me dude October 1, 2006

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Finger in the sminger

When performing sexual fingering and the goo of the anus/ vagina sticks to your finger and the aroma will not go away.

Hey man ! I preformed the crab claw on Jennifer's butthole but now ive got a finger in the sminger

by Dildohands May 18, 2015

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granny fingers

When you've been in the water for a long time and your fingers get fat and wrinkly like someone's gramma

"Damn, Lester, you've been swimming in the pool so long you've straight up got granny fingers!"

by Lombard South May 17, 2016

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finger shackle

Wedding band or ring

Dude.....check out that hot girl over there. Oh yeah, forgot that you have a finger shackle on.

by coldwar September 18, 2010

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jesus fingers

The ability to play a guitar with great skill.

The term takes on a deeper meaning if witnessing an inspiring performance in front of or inside a church or cathedral.

“He Jesus could’ve played guitar better than Hendrix” - Jesus Was Way Cool by King Missile

Ryan Hall just busted out some amazing licks in front of the Cathedral in Santiago. Man that guy has got some Jesus Fingers.

by DC Derailleurs October 6, 2019

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