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Fidget Bang

When one person holds a fidget spinner between their teeth and spins it by running it along the vagina or penis of their partner, letting it lightly tickle the clitoris or shaft of the penis once it's spinning. Taking a full load of ejaculate in the face while doing this is also known as getting fidget blasted.
James couldn't get it up so he had to pull out his fidget spinner and fidget bang Monica. He got the job done but it took him 45 minutes and he knocked out two of his molars.
by Danger Wallaby April 4, 2019
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Razor Blade Fidget Spinner

by nigerianprince August 12, 2019
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fidget

Old slang term for female genitalia (from 18th c.)
Bridget has a smelly fidget
by Olon Shive April 19, 2018
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Fidget spinner

The most godly creation ever to be blessed on this earth. Do you find yourself lonely or craving something to, I don’t know, fidget. Fidgeting is a talent only few possess. There like tiny ceiling fans for your anxiety.
Guy one: hey bro, look at Tracy over there. I heard she’s a pro fidget spinner.

Guy two: bro, after I started spinning, I couldn’t go back.
Guy one: bro.
Guy two: bro. ( defiantly )
by Spinmyfidget December 27, 2017
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Fidget spinner

When a male sticks a cock in the belly button of a male or female and spins the other while on top of it.
Wanna try the fidget spinner babe? No thanks, my dick snapped last time
by Ibeatmymeat420 April 7, 2020
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Fidget

A word that describes a midget and a fag.
This guy is such a fidget
by Judy the Fidget August 12, 2020
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Sexual Fidgeting

The act of masturbation or sexual intercourse in order to decrease one's boredom.
"I was just sitting in my dorm during lockdown, bored out of my mind. Sexual Fidgeting was the only thing that got me through."
by Lieken November 1, 2020
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