faff

Horrible looking Toyota. Or is it a Hyundai?
Who really knows.

Ooo...look at that Hyundai...ooops...it's a Faff
Ooo look...a 20Faffing piece of sh*t

by me init May 25, 2006

faffed up

The term used when someone trys being a badass by getting fucked up

Halee: Im gonna get straight faded tonight!!!!!
Kyle: Your such a badass getting faffed up tonight.

by K Chap & B-rad & Stan tha man June 28, 2009

FaFF

Fetch a fucking fortune

Boy 1: Did Elvis die on a toilet?
Boy 2: Yea, I think
Boy 1: I bet that toilet would FaFF

by Twohitem January 8, 2010

Faffer

Derivative: Faffis/Faffelgaggler

A big, fat, rhinosaurus female chef who is mega-snarky and potentially a pretentious vegan.

"We thought she farted on our food at this famous Chicago restaurant, but then we heard her growling in the kitchen 'That's naught ah sowsaage! *burp* *fart* it's naught veegeen, and I'mma veeg! bahhhhhhhh! *burp* *fart*' We then became gravely terrified and returned our food and refused to pay our bill because a Melissa McCarty monster was cooking it. Don't cha know Melissa McCarthy's mating call goes like this 'Bahhhhh! Sowsaaage!' lol damn, she's such a faffer."

by BeefyPonsker July 25, 2017

faffer

a welsh name for a fanny

i liked a faffer last night, i did.
right after i shaged that sheep over thur.

by :~) November 25, 2003

faff

A word used to call attention to a specific event; Used when angry or frustrated; May also be used to cause fear or anxiety

\"Excuse me, Faff?\"
\"You kids... you just make me... FAFF!\"
If you dont stop raping that old man, i\'ll Faff until tomorrow!\"

by Chuck Biscuits November 9, 2006

Fraffin'

Used as a substitute for fuckin' when it isn't appropriate as someone might be offended or as just a way to show you are cool.

Can be conjugated differently such as Fraffin', Fraff, Fraffalicious ect...

I was walking by this priest once when I stubbed my toe and yelled out Fraffin' Fraff for Fraffs sake and the priest smiled at me as if I had done nothing wrong!

by Caesarean! August 4, 2009