Diagnoses: Bieber fever
Symptoms: obsessive thoughts of Justin Bieber, stroke, heart attack, and seizure possibilities if meeting him, crying hysterically, screaming at a shrieking tone, fainting, and falling in love. Falling in love is most likely permanent and irreversible.
If you have heart conditions or medical issues, you should consult with your doctor before watching him on TV, looking at a picture of him, or meeting him in person. It is most common in young girls.
So far this fever is incurable.
Symptoms: obsessive thoughts of Justin Bieber, stroke, heart attack, and seizure possibilities if meeting him, crying hysterically, screaming at a shrieking tone, fainting, and falling in love. Falling in love is most likely permanent and irreversible.
If you have heart conditions or medical issues, you should consult with your doctor before watching him on TV, looking at a picture of him, or meeting him in person. It is most common in young girls.
So far this fever is incurable.
20,000 girls show up to Justin Bieber's concert screaming at the top of their lungs and FREAKING OUT. They've got Bieber Fever.
by JustinBieberislife April 16, 2010
When a Chinese person is attracted to black people. Similar to yellow fever or jungle fever.
Oolong means black dragon in Chinese. (ex: Oolong tea)
Oolong means black dragon in Chinese. (ex: Oolong tea)
by AsianExpress March 28, 2008
Gretchen: "I've got penis fever."
Carol: "But we're lesbians!"
Gretchen: "I know. But years ago I had a taste of the penis, and despite now preferring the puss I just really want some penis."
Carol: "But why?"
Gretchen: "Because fists don't ejaculate."
Carol: "But we're lesbians!"
Gretchen: "I know. But years ago I had a taste of the penis, and despite now preferring the puss I just really want some penis."
Carol: "But why?"
Gretchen: "Because fists don't ejaculate."
by GrodsScott February 02, 2009
Similar symptoms to the epidemic widely known as "Bieber fever" but with a level of maturity and elegance not seen amongst those suffering from "Bieber fever." Strikes most often prior to the release of a new book or movie about or relating to Harry Potter. May leave victims in a euphoric state that will, when it fades, plunge the victim into Post Potter Depression.
Bill: "When the final Harry Potter movie came out, I felt like I had Potter Fever."
Bob: "Careful Bill, Potter Fever and Post Potter Depression often go hand-in-hand."
Bob: "Careful Bill, Potter Fever and Post Potter Depression often go hand-in-hand."
by TeamPottermore August 14, 2011
When people try to act hyphy when they're not. Origininated in the sucka free city around 2005, possibly a reference to typhoid fever, an illness caused by the bacterium Salmonella Typhi.
William: This party is off the heezy, dawg! Let's get hyphy!
Tron: Dawg, who says dawg? You got the hyphoid fever.
Tron: Dawg, who says dawg? You got the hyphoid fever.
by Tron Doe August 20, 2006
An incurable disease picked up when eating from food stalls in south east Asia. Symptoms consist of a constant ooze of anal syrup out of your Janus, resulting in severe embarrassment when any light coloured pants are worn.
"Hey Nick, want to come play golf today?"
"Nah mate I better pass, my Janal Fever's playing up this week, not a good idea to don the whites at the moment."
"Nah mate I better pass, my Janal Fever's playing up this week, not a good idea to don the whites at the moment."
by Janal Maniac December 25, 2014
Symptoms include: following her like a puppy, puppy dog eyes, staring, emotional attachment, thinking she is your world, believing you will b together forever and other desires.
Treatment: unfortunately, there is no known treatment as of right now. Symptoms have been found to linger for months, even years.
"damn, that pour boy has got a bad case of blake fever"
Treatment: unfortunately, there is no known treatment as of right now. Symptoms have been found to linger for months, even years.
"damn, that pour boy has got a bad case of blake fever"
by xoblauren236 February 05, 2010