Fecal Consolidation

The act of getting ones shit together.

If josh doesnt perform a little fecal consolidation hes never going to amount to anything.

by sticks156 July 25, 2010

fecal parlor

Any chain restaurant whose over-priced fare is not fit for human consumption and the ingestion of it typically results in
projectile vomiting and/or explosive diarrhea.

Buffalo Wings and Rings is a total fecal parlor! The wings I had last were so fucking bad, I had to eat a half a can of cat food afterwards to get the taste outta my mouth. I was up half the night blowing up the shitter.

by Russ and Gus May 6, 2011

fecal spelunker

A male homosexual.

Chrithtopher ith a fecal spelunker.

by sbo May 14, 2011

Fecal Alcohol Syndrome

Simply defining the action of "Beer Shits:" A phenomenon occurring when one drinks far to much of an alcoholic substance and discharges mass quantities of fecal matter.

" Hey friend, whilst celebrating the Holiday Season I indulged in far to much of the Devils Nectar; now I have Fecal Alcohol Syndrome."

by DrFunkadelicacy April 23, 2014

Fecal Fanatic

Simply put, a shit lover, someone who greatly enjoys anything to do with the stuff that comes out of the bung. Also could be spelled Phecal Phanatic referring to a shit lover from Philadelphia or actually anybody from Philadelphia.

Man, I Hot Carled that bitch and then she fucking ate it! What a fucking fecal fanatic!

by Chain Dawg December 28, 2005

Fecalfeliac

This word does not exist. The correct word is coprophiliac.

Mozart was a coprophiliac.

by Dick Jaws January 9, 2004

Fecal Grind

Instead of a grind on a skate board, one use there ass and leave fecal mater on the rail.

Did you see the Fecal Grind Mike did on that rail?

by Bundy_6 August 29, 2010