Person 1: Did you see Vaush livestreaming the Ukrainian war last night? He was yelling at his chat to shut up while sitting silently watching security footage from around Kyiv for like four hours.
Person 2: Yeah. He was totally war fapping.
Person 2: Yeah. He was totally war fapping.
by Zardozspeaks February 25, 2022
Get the war fappingmug. The act of ejaculating on your salad for a nice dressing to give to your loved one or spouse. Makes a good side for a meal!
by Dick Thieman December 23, 2012
Get the Fap Saladmug. Fuck off Mike. Your mother sat on a pile of cum on a toilet seat at a barn party back in '92 which consequently produced you. You're just a filthy fap bastard.
by JamieB123 November 1, 2014
Get the Fap Bastardmug. The decision that needs to be decided before starting some hot sex. Do you want the moist vag, or do you want the convenience of your hand? Usually debated because of one or more of the following:
1.) Laziness
2.) Time
3.) Gayness
1.) Laziness
2.) Time
3.) Gayness
Girl: I'm wet. Do me!
Boy: Aughh... it's 4 A.M.!
Girl: Pleaaaaaaaaaaaase!!
Boy: Oh great. Do I fap or tap, fap or tap...
Boy: Aughh... it's 4 A.M.!
Girl: Pleaaaaaaaaaaaase!!
Boy: Oh great. Do I fap or tap, fap or tap...
by YapmelkXela October 2, 2009
Get the Fap or Tapmug. by anthone February 6, 2006
Get the fap worthymug. n. or v. the act of closing porn browser windows, putting the lotion away, throwing socks or tissues out of sight, and pulling up your pants up when you hear someone coming towards you whilst you are fapping
"If you're in your room and you hear someone coming just fap scramble like a boss!"
"Dude, I was in my room yesterday fapping to mildly suggestive Facebook pics when i heard someone opening the the door. I almost fap scrambled in time... My mom caught me looking at pics of my cousin's beach party. FML"
"Dude, I was in my room yesterday fapping to mildly suggestive Facebook pics when i heard someone opening the the door. I almost fap scrambled in time... My mom caught me looking at pics of my cousin's beach party. FML"
by courtesy of /r9k/ February 14, 2012
Get the fap scramblemug. An undertaking of great endurance and perseverance. When a group of friends (usually, but not always male) pledge to each other to not masturbate for the whole month.
Only the toughest and most resolute will make it through this so called "hell" month, but it is a life changing experience. The confidence and discipline learned during these 30 days can be applied to many other endeavors in life.
The camaraderie and support of your friends is a must to successfully execute this stunning feat of dedication.
Although it is mainly a guy thing, girls are permitted, and in fact encouraged, to participate as well. The more support the better.
Needless to say, for those who make it, it will rain on December 1.
Good luck and Godspeed.
Only the toughest and most resolute will make it through this so called "hell" month, but it is a life changing experience. The confidence and discipline learned during these 30 days can be applied to many other endeavors in life.
The camaraderie and support of your friends is a must to successfully execute this stunning feat of dedication.
Although it is mainly a guy thing, girls are permitted, and in fact encouraged, to participate as well. The more support the better.
Needless to say, for those who make it, it will rain on December 1.
Good luck and Godspeed.
November 23:
Guy 1: Hey man, I heard you're doing no fap November
Guy 2: Yeah
1: How can you do that man?
2: Its hard work, but its worth it. All the chicks dig the competition to see who will last
1: Dude, I think I'll do that next year!
2: Cool man, just spray your hand with pepper whenever you feel like doing it.
Guy 1: Hey man, I heard you're doing no fap November
Guy 2: Yeah
1: How can you do that man?
2: Its hard work, but its worth it. All the chicks dig the competition to see who will last
1: Dude, I think I'll do that next year!
2: Cool man, just spray your hand with pepper whenever you feel like doing it.
by AndyMcFapper November 4, 2009
Get the No fap Novembermug.