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Ninja Exit

To make a ninja like escape from the other party of a one night stand, upon waking and find they seem to have grown ugly over the period of sleep.
Man, you shoulda seen the heffer i hooked up with last night, woke up, and did a ninja exit out the window.
by J2Racing December 21, 2007
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banana exit

A euphemism for the anus. Most etymologists believe that the phrase originally referred to the anuses of monkeys, who are believed to subsist mainly on bananas, although now the phrase is commonly used to refer to the human anus.
1. Toddler: Mommy, where does poopie come from?
MILF: Your banana exit, sweetie.

2. Student: Doctor, what is this itchy rash around my banana exit?
Doctor: I'm sorry, son. You have herpes.

3. Porn star: Oh, fuck yeah, it's so big! Put it in my banana exit!!
by Reese Witherspoon April 14, 2008
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burrito exit

Used in texting and chat as an escape route when someone is trying to obtain nude photos during sexting.

After someone asks for your pic, reply with, "so sorry, I smell my burrito burning in the microwave, I must attend to it..."
Was that dude you like trying to get tiddy pics from you again?

Yep, but I used the burrito exit and he got nuttin.
by ASortaFairyTale July 13, 2017
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French Exit

The act of drinking an entire bottle of wine and leaving a party with the host's wife
John brought a bottle of pink mosacto and performed a French Exit at Zach's party and now Zach and Sarah are getting a divorce. Fuck John, but not in the way Sarah did.
by Capamerica50 November 14, 2017
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polish exit

To use a freeway exit without actually leaving the freeway; i.e., to get on the offramp and then back onto the freeway. Usually used to bypass portions of traffic jams.
I was late for work so I took a Polish exit past the accident.
by Bombcar November 1, 2004
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Irish Exit

“Irish Exit” is a term used when a person leaves a place without saying goodbye to the people they are with.

Irish Exit is to leaving without saying goodbye: as Slim is to a nickname for an overweight person.

Early versions of the term Irish Exit come from Irish Americans leaving social functions like Church, football games, and plays. When the functions let out people would congregate outside and chat with each person they knew and say goodbye before heading home. This usually added 30 minuets to an hour to the evening. When there was little or no time to do the customary goodbye, the family would leave through the side door. The side door move became known as the Irish Exit. The term has come to mean leaving a place without saying goodbye to those you are with or those you came with.
Joe-"Where is Timmy?"
Pat-"He pulled an Irish Exit about an hour ago!"
by P.Seal September 26, 2011
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A French exit

When the male deficates in the females mouth and she then French kisses it into the males mouth and then he spits it into her arse and then you eat her vagina out from behind with your forehead covered in your own shit
“Hey me and Jessica tried a French exit yesterday and now I have pinkeye”
by R.I.P Nimbus March 9, 2019
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