eventual

Cool, alright, sweet

My life is great, everything's eventual.

by KBalth May 15, 2006

In a shocking turn of events

A sarcastic remark given to someone when the yarn they have just weaved has no suprise and is just regular run of the mill shit. The tale may have been one heard many times before or is just something that is very standard behavior of the storyteller.

dude 1: I just got shut down by that hot chick at the bar.

dude 2: In a shocking turn of events!

by TV CAR May 30, 2010

Evelyn

Evelyn is one of the most unique person you will ever meet she is shy and can eaisly get hurt .evelyn is beautiful in her own way. evelyn loves to give and help people .she is always heart broken.evelyn is sweet and loves music she is loyal and kind.evelyn has dark brown eyes and black hair.

Evelyn is sweet./evelyn is loyal and beatiful

by EnidRose_1942 June 4, 2018

Evelina

A girls' name used in Sweden. Evokes an image of a beautiful, feminine blonde with a sweet and sunny disposition.

"You're going out with Evelina? Lucky."

by RogerDT February 4, 2010

Evel Knievel

1) Robert Craig "Evel" Knievel (born October 17, 1938 in Butte, Montana) is an American stuntman, best known for his public displays of long distance, high-altitude motorcycle jumping which often resulted in serious injuries, particularly during the 1960s. The consummate salesman, he was able to turn his popularity into a marketing juggernaut with products ranging from radios to toy action figures. His achievements and failures got him into the Guinness Book of World Records several times including his record thirty-five broken bones.

2) A term used to describe a guy who just did a rad stunt, either by accident or on purpose.

This IS the correct spelling of his name.

1) "Evel Knievel tried to 'jump' over the Snake River Canyon. Motorcycles seemed to have become too boring, so he used a rocket for this disaster. Apparently he needed his flying licence before attempting this and hit the chute as soon as the rocket cleared the ramp. A dismal failure. Akin to Geraldo opening Capone's safe!"

2) Max: "Did you see that guy try to jump that bog on his 125cc dude?"
Scott: "Oh, yes. How could I miss it. Did he ever find his bike after swimming to shore?"
Max: "No! Looks like Evel Knievel will have to get daddy to buy him another one!"

by psiscott April 27, 2006

evelyn

Beautiful girl with gorgeous eyes. has a big ass. get your manz or he will take him. she gets laid everyday. she will take your dad daddy too

Evelyns coming! get your man

by manstealer September 24, 2018

Wife Changing Event

When something occurs that necessitates the acquisition of a replacement wife.

"Dude, did you hear? Tarkowski caught his wife in bed with another woman."

"No way! That's awesome!"

"Not really. Neither of them were in the kitchen where they're supposed to be."

"Bummer man, they should know better. That's a wife changing event."

by ILUVJENN April 24, 2008