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Evaculation

Evaculation! The art of ejaculating faster than a fire extinguisher.

Example: cumming too fast
Evaculation was incredibly fast, the disappointment in her eyes was real !

She was so incredible; I evacuated all over her ....
by Floss August 31, 2019
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Specialist Evaguation

When you go to a Specialist to be diagnosed with disabilities, or a terminal illness to be rewarded with advantages that come with the previously stated; Such as, weed, scholarship monies, pain killers, sympathy from hot women, winning the special Olympics, etc. etc. etc.

In order to receive these benefits, you must be evaguated with the doctors vag, if you preform well enough you will be rewarded with your disability/illness.
Guy goes to a Psychiatrist to get evaguated to prove he's dyslexic. The guy proceeds to be evaguated by the female doctor, whom in turn gives him a proof he's dyslexic and is awarded scholarship money, and help through out his college days.

Guy goes to a Brain-O-Cologist to see if he has brain cancer, he gets evaguated and then get's medical weed from doctor!

Specialist Evaguation
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premature evaluation

When you've ordered something by mail &they are asking for your opinion/rating/etc. when you havebn't even got it yet!
I ordered a new sex toy from eBay & they're already bugging me to rate it. I haveb't even GOT it yet! Talk about premature evaluation!
by cyberpope67,BC,Canada March 13, 2015
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Ejacucation

ejacu-cation
- the act of defecating with such intensity that the defecatee (also known as he who poops) falls subject to an anal orgasm and an ejaculation even more furious than the poop from which it ensued

*This act may include, but is not limited to: excessive bleeding, shattered plaster, and/or the permanent loss of ones ability to pucker their anus.
After consuming a combination of black-eyed peas, coconut milk, and bananas, Timmy experienced an ejacucation of such magnitude that he was turned gay, then proceeded to walk the streets of the nearest ghetto while holding a sign simply stating "Hungry Hungry Hippo."
by WatchesYouPoop April 6, 2013
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Ejaculation Station

I hope my date goes well tonight & we end up at the old ejaculation station!
by stxnthamix February 8, 2018
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Emackuation

Emackuation happens when a dude tries to put the mack down on some females and they evacuate
It was a complete emackuation
by Treebonics April 28, 2019
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sonic ejaculation

When one ejaculates so hard with so much semen, his testicle will be pulled with the semen.
Guy 1: "Dude, she is so hot!!"
Victim: "Yeah, my testicle hurts because of my case of sonic ejaculation."
by Never_Mad January 14, 2015
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