Eternal

is a fucking needy bitch who leaches off others and complains when she doesn't get what she wants. aka as a spoiled white brat

Tori is a eternal

by FateWasTaken November 1, 2020

Shaz Eternal

...Who the fuck is this?

“Hey, have you heard of Shaz? He’s in the one Discord.”

-“......Who??”
“He has a Twitch named Shaz Eternal. You should see it.”
-“Dude what have you been smoking.”

“The Sav pack, obviously.”

-“Well, whatever you just said, I’m just gonna forget.”

“I don’t know. Hey let’s watch SSJSami’s new video!”

by Shaz Eternal October 18, 2020

hope springs eternal

( invented by Bret Baier at Fox News after the Louisiana flooding of Aug 2016): there's always hope even in the face of the worst disasters

Donald Trump ran for president out of a more mature understanding (than Hilary Clinton) of the phrase hope springs eternal, specially when it applies to the inner city problems facing America.

by Sexydimma September 3, 2017

eternally scream

when you fail so bad you just scream so loud it breaks eardrums

i failed my test, i just want to eternally scream

by Dat_cracked_voice_boy April 19, 2018

eternal baby mama

A woman who's sole purpose in life is to reproduce. She's usually a sex siren that can entice her 'victim' into her bed, against his better judgement.

She is sexy AF, but she's a eternal baby mama, but Imma still hit!!

by Dizzy Aster December 4, 2017

Eternal Friend Zone

When a girl puts you in the Friend Zone for more than 3 years.

Damn I guess Tyler's stuck in the Eternal Friend Zone. Megan has had him there for at least 4 years.

by VisedTech01 February 9, 2017

eternal pledge

1. Any brother in a fraternity who is so socially awkward, strange, or shameful that the fraternity unofficially regards them as being not a part of the house.

2. A name one gets called when doing something embarrassing within the Greek system.

Tom- "Where's Sean?"
Kyle- "He went to the theater to see Twilight."
Tom- "With his girlfriend?"
Kyle- "He's single."
Tom- " ...eternal pledge."

by halonistic June 29, 2012