email

*angry birds theme song*
*club penguin dance*

“you’re giving major email vibes rn”

by quietjuice June 13, 2022

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Ermins

Ermins is a generous men, every girl dreams of Ermins. Ermins is a gamer boy with the biggest balls you could ever imagine, he is a simple hood guy who can make everyone crawl on their knees. He is also very dominant in bed.

Girl #1: Deamm I saw Ermins in school today!
Girl #2: Omg no wayy, everytime I see him my panties get wet.
Girl #1 Yeah same thing happened to me when I saw him.

by GennisLV April 24, 2023

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email

the thing you made when you were 9

“yo check out my cool email”
“poopooballsack69skibidibuttfart420deeznutsfootlettuce@yahoo.com, really?”
“yeah bro such a cool email”

by skibiditoiletamongussussyballs October 20, 2023

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roadkill email

When you receive an email you know is going to be so bad, you don't want to look but have to.

Monica: That guy is pissing me off. I know he's going to have sent a stupid email back, I and don't want to read it!

Phoebe: That sucks! But you better get back and read that roadkill email, so you can get back to him.

by StupidGirl43 June 27, 2010

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HTML email

(n.) Usually elaborately designed emails with webpage-like functionality, written with HTML (the language of the World Wide Web) rather than standard plaintext or basic formatted text, frequently used in corporate newsletters for a 'professional' appearance. Because email clients (especially Gmail) completely ignore W3C standards, these emails require a horrific mutilation of HTML and CSS, imposing coding atrocities such as nested <table> elements, an extremely limited number of supported image formats, inline CSS, discarded doctypes, character encoding declarations, and even the <head> element, deprecated HTML attributes for formatting, and complex workarounds for basic styling such as background images. Not only does the horrible markup appear like it is from 1996, it is rendered differently in different clients, making an email in Yahoo Mail look different from an email in Hotmail. Good HTML email is almost impossible for all but the best of webpage designers, and prevents use by disabled people who rely on screen reader software. Although HTML emails can look amazing if designed carefully, the current HTML email rendering is the most terrifying tragedy to ever disgrace the World Wide Web since Internet Explorer 6 (the anti-Christ of web browsers).
Also spelled as HTML e-mail.
(cf. HTML, e-mail)

normal person: Damn, this HTML email has some chill graphics, I wish I could make my emails look like this. I love HTML emails!

webpage coder: Dafuq? Composing an HTML email is impossible! None of the CSS positioning works, and I can't even add a background image! I hate creating HTML emails! Good thing I'm getting paid mad skrilla to design this...

coder from 1996 (poor bastard): Whatevs, this is just like coding a normal HTML webpage from 1996 in MS-DOS edlin...

by chillr October 11, 2013

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