poo envy

Poo envy can happen when you are traveling with someone and the change in environment backs you both up to the point of sharing a prolonged stage of bloated discomfort.

Once one of you poos, the other will experience major POO ENVY.

Poo envy can also develop when you have been dissatisfied with your poos and then one friend gloats that they just had otherworldly poogasm and now finds herself in a state of poohoria.

I would have enjoyed our walk through Paris a lot more had I not been consumed with poo envy after you beat me to it.

by AG5000 August 19, 2014

instagram envy

When you are jealous of someone's instagram page or their theme.

Lucy: I am suffering from instagram envy of Sophie's page
Hannah: I know right she is "goals"

by thejokerstere October 28, 2015

man envy

when a man sees another man building/constructing something and becomes curious and jealous at the same time.

When a whole bunch of guys are standing around looking at and talking about what one of them is building. They guys all have man envy toward the one doing the constructing.

When you see a truck drive by with alot of lumber in the back, and wonder "what are they building"

by Mike Pacini July 07, 2008

Sheenis Envy

Hating on the legendary Charlie Sheen, Being envious or jealous of someones Rock star lifestyle .

Friend: "Charlie Sheen has gone to far"
Me: "Sounds like you have Sheenis Envy"

Friend: "Dude your G/F was sure pissed at you for coming out to the club tonight"
Me: "She's got Sheenis Envy"

by Kededu March 18, 2011

Vagina Envy

When a man is envious of a woman's possession of a vagina; The opposite of penis envy

John just wanted to know what it felt like to have a vagina. He had vagina envy.

by Jiffem June 23, 2015

Elf Envy

Elf Envy... what guys get when any girl talks about Legolas too much. It is a proven fact that no guy can stand the sight of Orlando Bloom, due to his supreme desirability to women everywhere and the knowledge that they could never compare.

My boyfriend slowly turned green with supressed Elf Envy as he walked into my room, which was plastered wall-to-wall with posters of Orlando Bloom.

by Legolass November 10, 2004

gender envy

when you want to be the8 from SEVENTEEN so much that u cry about it every day.

“Damn, look at The8, i want to be him so bad”
“Ikr, biggest gender envy ever !!”

by cocobuttflower January 22, 2021