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excuses are like asses

its a whole saying it says "excuses are like asses everyone has one" it basically says everyone has an ass and everyone has an excuse.
"That girl Kathy she never does anything and always has a some lame reason to back it up"
"Ya but excuses are like asses everyone has one"
by Annie May 22, 2004
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Cheesman Excuse

An incredibly poor excuse that even the perpetrator knows is so horrendously appalling it's an insult to the intelligence of the listener.
Cheesman (Of Jamie And The Cheesmans): I'm very tired.
Innocent Bystander: It's 1 o' clock in the afternoon.
Cheesman (Of Jamie And The Cheesmans): I have to revise.
Innocent Bystander: You don't go to school. Wait a minute! That wasn't an excuse at all! It was a mere Cheesman Excuse, designed to put me off while you make your escape! Little do you know your days playing the bass are over, for you have been usurped by a superior artist!
Frankie: (Of Frankie and the fat kids) I'm taking this.
Cheesman (Of Jamie And The Cheesmans): Er, okay.
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excuses for big nooses

the act of waiting for a minor character floor or slip-up to arise to justify being angery at an entity allowing you to publicly judge and socially 'hanging them' without social ramifications being passed on to the hanger.

This normally exhibits an exageration of the facts and feelings involved and an implimentation of the moral high ground so to be viewed as the 'bigger person' where as the real reason normally conists of the resonance with the angree's insicurites normally repressent by the stead fast alligning with the causes and the transference of responcibility to a higher power.
example of use:
1.judger: "look i can't just sit here while he treats every one like shit."
friend: "excuses for big nooses."
1.example of transference:
judger: "look it not up to me, what happens happens, the group will de side."
by taskmaster September 22, 2009
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Excuse me, he asked for no pickles

When someone is at a restaurant with friends and the cook accidentally gets said friend's order wrong by putting pickles on his burger and the friends notice and tell the cashier that the lead friend asked for no pickles
Cashier: gets tim's order wrong
Tim: realizes his order's wrong
Friends: Excuse me, he asked for no pickles
by KiiboBestRobotBoi September 9, 2021
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excuses are like asses

This is a shortened version of the original quote. It means everyone has an excuse, just like everyone has a buttocks.
Excuses are like assholes, because everybodies got them.
by mistert2 May 23, 2004
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Excuse #30

Excuse #30: Taking a poop and going to the city

An excuse used for leaving a conversation early, whether one really is going to take a poop and head to the city is irrelevant.
Sano says: Hey I got a long and boring story to tell you!
Nea says: Sorry I have to take a poop and go to the city...
Sano: Pfff, excuse #30...
by Demmm February 17, 2010
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Poor Excuse

A person who is either an Embarrassment or Trying Hard to be someone or something he's not.
Jyulive: You better shut the fuck up with that fucking bull shit that you fucking talking you bitch before I put slap in your ear.

Damoue: Man fuck you bitch ass nigga. (Gets up in his Face)

Jyulive: (Looks at him Perplexed) (Laughing Jumping Up and Down) What the fuck?! This nigga think I'm pussy? (Laughing) Nigga.

Damoue: Look nigga, don't make me fuck you up.

Jyulive: Fuck who up? Fuck who up? You better put them fucking words back in your mouth because you a Poor Excuse for a Gangster!

Damoue: Nigga, I'll pull my shit out right now.

Jyulive: EEEEWWWW! He about to pull his dick out. EWWWWW!

All Liberians: EWWWWWWW.

Elahmahjay and Arlue: (Looking at each other) Ahe my people.

Jyulive: Let me get out of here, they pekin here gay oh. (Laughing Hysterically)
by Jyuzayeguuwaah J. Summers February 16, 2010
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