humpty dumpty

Having sex with a person and the discarding them in the most expedient manner.

Frank and Lisa were dating for a month or so but the she humpty dumpty 'd him.

by tyrannicaltbagger April 25, 2007

dumple

Official mascot of CGNU.

Go dumples!

by ro-nun-see-A-shun May 19, 2003

thunder dumpling

When your brown eye opens and gas escapes into the cheeks making a loud thunder sound. This is sometimes followed by an ass pastry known as a dumpling.

Man last night I ate some chinese food and an hour later I let one rip. I then left a "thunder dumpling" in my pants.

by Jawesome T. R. July 7, 2011

Humpty Dumpty

When an obese person puts on skinny jeans and is magically turned egg shaped with stick-like legs.

"I saw this girl at a party and she totally looked like a humpty dumpty"

by dg1189 February 20, 2010

Turkey neck and dumplings

an abstract explanation for a penis and testicles

hey since its thanksgiving im gonna make your old lady some turkey neck and dumplings

by mooseknuckles November 30, 2002

dumpy lumpkins

colorful term for little pebble-like turds; looks like the inside of a shotgun shell and sounds like dropping a handful of marbles in the toilet. Interchangeable, see also lumpy dumpkins

did you just put your marbles in the toilet or do you have a case of dumpy lumpkins?

by rustylongsword June 27, 2010

Mud Dumplings

Children or youngsters of the darker variety Black which parentals are normally comprised of the descendants of Yard Apes. Rap sheet of activities often include, but are not limited to: breaking and entering, robbery, grand theft auto, assault and battery, trespassing and smelling like filthy hood rats from the lower east side (no ghetto in particular they all stank like ass) and the stench of peanut butter is often reported present. Average diet consists of any forms of fried poultry, nutrient rich watermelon, and purple drank.

White 1: What's that stank? Smells like peanut butter & asshole

White 2: Ahh Hell looks like summa them their Mud Dumplings dun' broke inna my shitty Ford!!

White 1: Get Off my Yard ya damned Mud Dumplings!!!

by TeetoVB August 17, 2011