Sneak dicking

When a "lesbian" decides to creep out to get real dick, and/or has a male fuckbuddy, but still claims lesbian.

Tara is a lesbian but went out sneak dicking and is now pregnant.

by Innerpeace024 February 28, 2017

Speed Dicking

The art of turning and drawing a penis on someone's property as quick as physically possible. As you are drawing the penis on your peer's personal property, the artist has to say "Speed Dicking" as fast as possible.

Jake: "You are so good at speed dicking!"
Lachy (Caravan): "Yes, you are so brilliant at speed dicking!"
Ethan: "I know, i should be a professional speed dicker!"

by Swegsticle July 23, 2014

nut dunking

To have your jewels, testicles, gonads, balls, etc. dangle in the toilet water when attempting to relieve your bowels. Often occurs in the wee hours of the morning in a dark bathroom and bed head is a contributing factor.

when i stumble in the bathroom at O late thirty something in the morning..... and need to cop a squat, only to have someone leave the toilet seat up......

I unexpectedly go "nut dunking"

by whathisnuts June 18, 2009

Death Star docking station

The act of taking a shit inside someone else's asshole.

I was hanging out with Eli one night when he asked me if he could shit in my ass. I told him I did not like Death Star docking stations.

There's nothing like a nice creamy Death Star docking station from your lover first thing in the morning.

by roejoebuck October 12, 2008

fish dicking

Ignoring all personal responsibilities to play with your fish tank.

Honey, quit fish dicking around and take out the trash.

by MS111 December 17, 2016

Deep Sea Decking

Taking a shit in the lobster tank at Red Lobster.

"The service, as usual, wasn't up to par at the local Red Lobster. To show my unapproval, with the manager and the hot jailbait hostess watching I decided to go deep sea decking on my way out. That'll show them not to serve me cold cheddar bay biscuits."

by king o the sea April 20, 2010

Inter-dicking

An amalgamation of Internet Private-Dicking. Also known as cyber sleuthing, googling, or facebook creeping.

After getting the name of this really hot chick at the bar last night, I got home and did some inter-dicking and found some totally hot boobie pics of her.

by jory g April 3, 2011