anaemic drowning.

when people with anaemia lack the ability to swim due to a reduction in iron affecting balance and thrust in the water

she cant swim?

oh no she’s anaemic drowning.

by jim parsons April 2, 2023

Drowning contest

When two or more people compare and argue about who has had a harder life, thinking they somehow can win at being a loser.

Person A: "My dad beat me when I was a kid."

Person B: "At least your dad was around."

Person A: "Dude, this isn't some kind of...drowning contest. We've all had hardships."

by PaleteroJ December 24, 2014

drowning

Having a lot of cash. So much so that you're no longer swimming.

Plebian 1: "Dude, Jeff Bezos has so much money"
Plebian 2: "I know. He's drowning. Wanna make out?"

by lahiyam April 2, 2021

Drowning Bullfrog

The type of fart released through flowing water, such as a shower, in which the sound eerily resembles a bullfrog being taken out.

I farted in the shower this morning so loud but it sounded more like a drowning bullfrog than one of my regular ones. It also had an oddly different smell.

by Goosey Goose May 5, 2022

land drowning

When some has no banter and all of the moisture is taken from the air

Han has killed a lot of people through land drowning

by Sling slong July 15, 2016

drowning in pools

The act of losing extremely early in a tournament, almost always in the group stage. Commonly used as a term in competitive Super Smash Brothers

Guy 1: How did you do at EVO?
Guy 2: Ugh, I ended up drowning in pools man.

by Am3ricanSniper December 8, 2020

[Drown] Ziggy

To Urinate. Specifically (but not exclusively) in a urinal.

Origin: Certain urinal drains bear an uncanny resemblance to classic comic strip character Ziggy staring up at you. (two beady eye and a giant nose)
If the drain is backed up, or you have a exceptionally robust stream, it is possible to completely submerge the "nose" and therefore "Drown Ziggy"
As nothing good ever happens to Ziggy, it is rather fitting.

"I'll be right back, I need to go Drown Ziggy".
"I drank so much last night that when I took a piss I almost drowned Ziggy."

by Phill the Thrill January 1, 2012