Drainturtle

A description of an ugly (possibly unhygienic) person who looks like they have just crawled out of a drain.

Morne: So what do you think of my new girlfriend?
Carloe: I wouldn't kerfuffle with that drainturtle if I were you

by Sian Jacket June 10, 2011

dfjg'draisutgqjegoij

of German origin, meaning too cool to be true

Dude, you're beyond dfjg'draisutgqjegoij

by Dude-y Booty May 24, 2018

drain gang

what in the actual fuck is drain gang

Melissa: haha omg i love drain gang sksksk yeah daddy we stan aah <3
John: what the fuck melissa are you okay

by 6n5 j3yg gh April 22, 2021

drained

After a guy has an orgasm and he shoots out so much semen, it's almost as if there's no more left in his tank and he needs to restock. The reason for cumming so much is probably due to the fact that the guy was saving his load and got a real good hand/blow job.

After I had saved my cum for 2 weeks by not masturbating, I went over to her house, and I wasn't expecting what she was about to do. She went into my pants, pulled out my dick and started squeezing it and tugging it so hard, and it felt soooooo good since I haven't wanked it in so long, then when I cummed, I had so much stocked up, it completely covered her hand and I was left drained.

by Ballantine April 4, 2007

DRADED

DR-unk and f-ADED at the same time; frunk.

Guy 1: (Passing joint) Take a hit of this...
Guy 2: (While sipping some alcohol) Ok...

...some time later...

Guy 2: Man, I'm so DRADED!!!

by 3M December 13, 2004

drainpipes

Long before punk, drainpipes were originaly popular in the mid to late fifties amongst Teddy Boys, often coupled with a velvet-collared drape jacket to form a suit.
Super narrow, they sometimes have a small split at the bottom of the outside seam.

Person 1: Check that guy's quiff! And what a snappy dreser!

Person 2: Yes, they say he has the narrowest drainpipes in Glasgow.

by Sydney Rosewater August 13, 2007

Drainer

noun.

A person or thing that for some reason (e.g. for being annoying, a whinger, a loser, or boring, etc.) drains one's energy and general enjoyment of life.

"OMG, I wish Angus would shut up, he's such a drainer."

"Did you go to Stacy's party Saturday night?"
"Yeah, total drainer."

"DRAAAAAAAAAAAINER" (Slow chant to remove offending drainer from giving a speech on some kind of public pedestal)

by Timotheus September 14, 2005