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Douchebag

Someone who owns atleast three snap backs, most of their wardrobe consists of sleeveless shirts and loose fitting jeans, carries sun glasses on their person more times than not and posts more selfies than the average joe, usually consisting of them with their shirt off.
Person 1: Did you see that picture Kyle posted on facebook with his shirt off and the hash tags?
Person 2: Yeah, what a douchebag.
by Your monther August 9, 2015
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Douchebag

"Yo man did you Jake Paul new vid"
"No fucking douchebag" #fuckjakepaul"
by Candykelly02 July 19, 2017
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douchebag

Nick Bilton, whose March 10 article in the New York Times managed to explain how to be a digital/electronic douchebag for the audience of the New York Times.
Nick Bilton, of the New York Times, is such an utter douchebag that, in a section of the country and a social class noted for its production of douchebags, he is an instructor of others in how to extend douchebaggery to the digital realm.
by old lang guy March 20, 2013
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Douchebag

A guy who is fucking a girl you want to fuck, but can't.
I can't believe Sandra is still with that douchebag!
by Count Frolic April 29, 2016
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Douchebag

L-O-L Look at Helder lifting weight, he's a total douchebag
Bob- I know right.
by WankyMasterWankingHisDick December 7, 2013
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Douchebag

"Man, that guy is being such an douchebag."
"Yeah, what an Alex Harris."
by Ajent123 August 26, 2013
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Douchebag

An individual with no true inner substance who uses their undeserved advantages in life to feed there desperate need for validation by focusing on the undeserved weakness pain and deficiencies of others who were born at a disadvantage . Generally terrified of direct confrontation. Travels in groups. Puffing themselves up through sick and twisted forms of ego gratification. Usually projecting a weak incomplete and egocentric paradigm upon others in a closed loop of corrupt and worthless logic always resulting in a net negative outcome which they refuse to recognize. Parasitic in nature and in need of correction.
by Jose Incognito August 20, 2022
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