Douche

French word for shower. Unfortunately, people think it means "extremely arrogant guy".

Maman, je m'en vais prendre une douche! Je vais te rejoindre après, ok?

by ImNotFrench666 February 28, 2017

Douche

Matthew St. Clair

If you take up three parking spots you are a douche

by Eatthatpussi455 July 9, 2017

Douche

Someone who thinks they are cool when they aren't. But this in and of itself doesn't make a douchebag. Someone could think they're cool when they're not and just simply be a harmless dork. No, a douche is someone who has this characteristic coupled with the characteristic of also being a smug, arrogant asshole. They are usually kinda dumb as well. Basically, not only are they not cool, they're anti-cool -- yet they ironically think they're the coolest guy in the building.

Look at Jerry with his sunglasses on indoors. What a douche.

by Fuckhead#1 August 21, 2022

Douche

Noun. A arrogant man with nothing to back it up. Conceited with no grounds for being so. A poser. An adult holding on to the youth he never had. See “dad coach”

The coach wearing leggings and shorts as if he’s playing the game is a total douche.

by Deemidget December 10, 2022

Douche

Someone who thinks they are better than everyone else and acts like their actions don’t have consequences. Usually rude and stuck up

She’s missing her sisters birthday? Wow, that Roni chick is such a douche.

by Lotsofthots June 9, 2022

Douche

1. An annoying, stupid, or otherwise obnoxiuously dumb person.
2. Femenine cleansing device.

also see "Douche Bag"

Person 1- Good Charlotte is the sh*t.
Person 2- Dude, you're a douche

by Joe April 1, 2004

Douch

doo-shay

A term of endearment. Used to describe a person who has douche qualities but presents a valid point.

The accent on the e in Douch

Person 1: I think everybody should be allowed one free punch to stupid kids. But you have to use it wisely.

Person 2: Ahh Douch

by The Almighty WaH September 5, 2010