Doofy Meat

Doofy Meat pertains to a girls who at first glance is doofy, dorky, goofy, etc. But after a few minutes you find her attractive and you think to yourself "I would have a go at her".
Doofy Meat is a Fuckable Dorky, Goofy looking Chick.

Definition compliments of "The Chode Man"

Mike says "Did you meet Nicole"
John replies " Yeah, she's doofy meat".

by Phucker January 27, 2007

Noodles Doody-Decker

When the styrofoam floatie-toy in the pool isn't styrofoam and definitely is not a toy.

The lifeguard at the pool was nodding off, so I figured a Noodles Doody-Decker would cause a commotion, and just might force him back on duty.

by Pool Stooler December 29, 2009

dook

Chuckling sound a ferret makes when excited, exploring, playing or war dancing. Resembles a rooster sound.

Fluffy dooks and chatters whenever she's excited.

by cracked April 12, 2005

doody

Doo'dee poop

Dakota made a doody on the floor!

by nunna yobizness May 29, 2003

Dooby

A hand-rolled, irregularly large blunt. Has a musical tone to it, so the term is mostly used in that scooby doo song, while looking for it, if it rolled under the couch or something.

Dooby dooby doo, where are you? I want to get high todaaaaayaaaay...

by Fatasspseudo June 29, 2011

dokky

From the word DOC, from Snow White. This is used to describe someone who is very inteligent and is the leader of a group because of it. Granted, this group usually isn't the CIA, more like the Association of Children with Football Helmets (trying to be as politically correct as possible).

Yo, that pimp is dokky!

by B-ROD February 15, 2005

dook

v. The act of taking a massive, smelly dump. Such a dump is often capable of ripping the anus.

Dude, I just took a HUUUUGE dook. I swear that first turd was the size of a lime!!! :-O ONO!!@#

by frieze July 14, 2003